[Copypasta] some times i supper glue my thumbs

twitchquotes: some times i supper glue my thumbs to my nipples and pretend im a t rex
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June 2018

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Kappa

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November 2014

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I fucked Up DVD

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I fucked up.
April 2022

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0-3 Hearthstone Arena Police

twitchquotes: (β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ) This is the 0-3 Police, You're coming with us. (β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ)
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October 2014

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Saitama says OK

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June 2019

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Hey subs, it's me walking with my $5, don't mind me

twitchquotes: Hey subs! [Μ²Μ…$Μ²Μ…(Μ²Μ…5)Μ²Μ…$Μ²Μ…]γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½ΰΈ‡ It's me walking with my $5, don't mind me.
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August 2015

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plebs vs subs

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