[Copypasta] some times i supper glue my thumbs

twitchquotes: some times i supper glue my thumbs to my nipples and pretend im a t rex
twitch chat
June 2018

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(▀ĖŋÄšĖ¯â”œâ”Ŧ┴â”Ŧ┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Unbench the kench

twitchquotes: UNROLL THE TADPOLE OSFrog UNCLOG THE FROG OSFrog UNLOAD THE TOAD OSFrog UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT OSFrog UNSTICK THE LICK OSFrog UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN OSFrog UNMUTE THE NEWT OSFrog UNBENCH THE KENCH OSFrog PERMIT THE KERMIT OSFrog DEFOG THE POLLIWOG OSFrog
twitch chat
September 2015
imaqtpie

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League of Legends

Nacho cheese torpedo

twitchquotes: Guys, please don't spam. My daughter made a macaroni dinosaur in school and it passes its days pasted to my laptop screen. When too many messages show up it starts turning into a nacho cheese torpedo. God bless, thanks for understanding.
twitch chat
June 2016

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pepeJAM

â „â „â „â „â „â „â „âŖ âŖ´âŖļâŖŋâŖŋâĄŋâ ļ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠒⠒⠲â ļâĸ„â „â „â „â „â „â „ â „â „â „â „â „âŖ âŖžâĄŋ⠟⠋⠁⠄âĸ€âŖ€âĄ€â ¤âŖĻâĸ°âŖ¤âŖļâĸļâŖ¤âŖ¤âŖˆâŖ†â „â „â „â „â „ ⠄⠄⠄⠄âĸ°â Ÿâ â „âĸ€âŖ¤âŖļâŖŋâĄŋâ ŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŠâĄ˜â ˛âŖļâŖˇâŖļâ ļâ ļâ ļâ Ļ⠤⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⠔⠊⠁⠁⠄⠄âĸžâĄŋâŖŸâĄ¯âŖ–â ¯â Ŋâ ŋ⠛⠛⠭â Ŋâ ŠâŖ˛âŖŦâ Ŋ⠟⠛⠛⠭âĸĩâŖ‚â „ ⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄âĸ™âĄˇâ ‹âŖ´âĄ†â „⠐⠂âĸ¸âŖŋâŖŋâĄļâĸąâŖļ⡇⠄⠐⠂âĸšâŖˇâŖļ⠆ âĄ‡â „â „â „â „âŖ€âŖ€âĄ€â „âŖŋâĄ“â ŽâŖ…âŖ€âŖ€âŖâŖˆâŖ­â ¤âĸ–âŖŽâŖ­âŖĨâŖ€âŖ¤âŖ¤âŖ­âĄĩ⠂⠄ âŖ¤âĄ€âĸ âŖžâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâĸģâŖŋâŖŋâŖļâŖļâĄļâĸ–âŖĸâŖ´âŖŋâŖŋâŖŸâŖ›â ŋâ ŋâ ŸâŖ›â ‰â „â „â „ âŖŋ⡗âŖŧâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâĄŋâĸ‹âĄ˜â ŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâŖžâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâĄ€â „â „ âŖŋâ ąâĸŋâŖŋâŖŋâ ŋâĸ›â °âŖžâĄ›â ˇâŖŦâŖ™âĄ›â ģâ ŋâ ŋâ ŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâ ŋâ ›âŖ“âĄ€â „ âĸĄâŖžâŖˇâĸ âŖļâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâŖŒâĄ›â ˇâŖĻâŖâŖ›â ģâ ŋâĸŋâŖļâŖļâŖļâŖĻâŖ¤âŖ´âŖļâĄļâ žâ ŋ⠟⠁⠄ âŖŋâĄŸâŖĄâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâŖĻâŖ­âŖ™âĄ›â “â ’â ļâ ļâ ļâ ļâ ļâ ļâ ļâ ļâ ŋ⠟⠄⠄⠄ â ŋ⥐âĸŦâŖ›âĄģâ ŋâĸŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâĄļ⠟⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ âŖžâŖŋâŖˇâŖļâŖ­âŖâŖ’âŖ’â ļâ Ŧâ ­â ­â ­â ­â ­â ­â ­âŖâŖ’âŖ¤âŖ„âĄ€â „â „â „â „â „â „â „â „ âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖĻ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
April 2020

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Pepe

My son won't stop using "TwitchSpeak?

My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv. I personally don't find them entertaining but I can understand why some people (like my son) do. Over the past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and "Kappa" which I guess are terms that are used in the scope of Twitch. I don't have an issue with my son using these terms but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. We were having dinner and my daughter (age 12) was talking about how she got accepted for a summer program with the local animal shelter, and my son said "Pog you, easy clap". I told him that it was getting out of hand and that he would have to communicate normally to his parents and family. To that he said "Weird champ, feels weird man, normies omega LOL." Until he learns to communicate like a normal human being I've blacklisted Twitch from the internet for the time being. He's hysterical now but I told him that I would unblacklist it if he stopped using twitchspeak, but he's refusing to stop so for now it's banned. AITA?
May 2019

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Am I The Asshole?

You've been gnomed

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October 2018

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Text-to-Speech Playing