[Copypasta] Fulfill my dreams of being an industrial vacuum

twitchquotes: Hello Reynad, big fan here trying to fulfill my dreams of being an industrial vacuum for constipated hospital patients, any tips on sucking ass?
twitch chat
January 2015
Reynad
What happened to this ad? :(
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Will this affect my Wayne

twitchquotes: Hello, Reynad I have been the butler of a very prestigious family for a very long time. Couple I work for has just recently been shot and killed, I have been left to take care of him but, he has resort to a life of crime fighting which is very dangerous. Will this affect my Wayne.
twitch chat
July 2014
Reynad

Yuletide tunes in your playlist

twitchquotes: (โ•ญเฒฐ_โ€ขฬ)\c[] Dear Mr. Andrey Yanyuk, may I humbly suggest the implementation of Yuletide tunes in your playlist for the day good sir? (โ•ญเฒฐ_โ€ขฬ)\c[]
twitch chat
December 2014
Reynad

Are you Reynad's dad?

twitchquotes: I went to a MTG tournament in Denver to meet Brian Kibler and ask him in person "Are you Reynad's dad?" I needed the truth. I approached Kibler and asked him for a semen sample. Kibler gave a coy smile, "There's only one way you're getting semen out of me." I got on my knees and took the sample. I still don't know if Kibler is Reydad but we've been dating for 5 days now.
twitch chat
January 2015
Reynad

Emotes cloud

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twitch chat
March 2016
Reynad

Pasta copied, memes are dank. Reynad's streaming! Losing ranks!

twitchquotes: (โœฟ โ—•โ€ฟโ—•) Pasta copied, memes are dank. Reynad's streaming! Losing ranks! (โœฟ โ—•โ€ฟโ—•)
twitch chat
July 2015
Reynad
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