[Copypasta] Fulfill my dreams of being an industrial vacuum

Can you please stop making me sweat for more salt?

twitchquotes: reynad, everytime I watch you I start sweating, I believe this is because you have the power to harvest salt through my pores even through the internet, can you please stop making me sweat for more salt?

twitch chat

November 2014

Reynad

salty

I love you future self!

twitchquotes: Hey youtube! HeyGuys

It's me from the past! Remember when I wrote this and then it happened and now I'm watching this again on YouTube watching my message pass! I love you future self! KappaPride

twitch chat

March 2016

Reynad

Hi I 15 year old somalian rhinoceros

twitchquotes: BibleThump

hi I 15 year old somalian rhinoceros i need surgery for gud horn pls send money to my owner nigerian prince pls no pasterino my story BibleThump

twitch chat

August 2015

Reynad

Non golden chillwind yeti is unacceptable

twitchquotes: Reynad my lad, I'm quite saddened to see how drab your hearthstone play has become. Is that a NON GOLDEN CHILLWIND YETI FOR CRYING OUT LOUD? God save your barbarian soul, you filthy peasant... I was raised in an age where CLASS was valued. Im going to kaceytrons stream where i know ill find real quality

twitch chat

March 2014

Reynad

Are you Reynad's dad?

twitchquotes: I went to a MTG tournament in Denver to meet Brian Kibler and ask him in person "Are you Reynad's dad?" I needed the truth. I approached Kibler and asked him for a semen sample. Kibler gave a coy smile, "There's only one way you're getting semen out of me." I got on my knees and took the sample. I still don't know if Kibler is Reydad but we've been dating for 5 days now.

twitch chat

January 2015

Reynad

[Copypasta] Fulfill my dreams of being an industrial vacuum

Can you please stop making me sweat for more salt?

salty

I love you future self!

Hi I 15 year old somalian rhinoceros

Non golden chillwind yeti is unacceptable

Are you Reynad's dad?

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