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Pedestrian: i want to give a shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets
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(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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How will this effect my embroidery frame?
My name is Andrey, but most of you know me as Reynad
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(β ΝΚ β) Hello! My name is Andrey, but most of you know me as Reynad! (β‘ ΝΚ β‘) I just lost another tournament (ΒΊ ΝΚ ΒΊ) But it's okay, I'll be a whiny baaby and complain about my luck
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Even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now...
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I once drank an entire bottle of soy sauce on a dare, which I thought was all well and good... until I developed extreme dehydration and Hypernatremia. They had to put an IV directly into my veins to rehydrate me. It was the closet I've ever been to dying. What I'm getting at is, even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now 
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salty
Reynad is the math teacher and I am a sexy lifeguard boy
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TOTEMIC MIGHT
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β₯βΜβ€ TOTEMIC MIGHT β₯βΜβ€
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