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( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮Hey Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Kripp's powerlevel? Its over Rank 25 CASUAL!!! ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
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I used to be a real ad
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The year is 2088, Kripp lays tattered on his deathbed
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The year is 2088, Kripp lays tattered on his deathbed, his organs absolutely ravaged from years of veganism. He turns to his computer monitor for one last look at his beloved twitch chat only to see a bunch of weebs, emote spam and copy pasta. Tears fill his lifeless, vegan eyes. Rania is at his side as he draws on all his power to take his last breath and say the only enlightening words that come to mind.. "K"
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Kripp
This new spam is too spicy for this casual chat
twitchquotes:
THIS NEW SPAM IS TOO SPICY FOR THIS CASUAL CHAT DONT YOU DARE COPY IT
THIS NEW SPAM IS TOO SPICY FOR THIS CASUAL CHAT DONT YOU DARE COPY IT
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Kripp's blood salt level is at a dangerous high
twitchquotes:
Hei Kripparina, Dr. Enrico Salterino here. Your blood 
level has reached a dangerous heigh. Reduce the level immediately or face severe health implications. PLZ COPYPASTERION to save Kripparians life!!
level has reached a dangerous heigh. Reduce the level immediately or face severe health implications. PLZ COPYPASTERION to save Kripparians life!!
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Kripp
Great Thermo-War
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It is the year 2134. I am one of the last people on the planet. Nearly everyone was wiped out in the Great Thermo-War. Now there is no reason to live. I open my holodeck-transponder and go to "Twitch tv". I turn on Kripp's stream and see that he has made it to Rank 10. I succumb to my radiation poisoning.
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Kripp
Chinese characters wave
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Kripp