[Copypasta] Please pray for Kripp's ears

twitchquotes: The Kripp channel does not listen to music because Kripp is deaf in both ears. When Kripp was young he suffered a high velocity semen e*******e to both ears simultaneously in gym class. That's Canada boys. Please pray for Kripp's ears.
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp
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Kripp wash your hands after toilet

twitchquotes: Hey @nl_Kripp , disabled former Streamer here. You're reacting pretty aggressive to your chat's worries regarding your hand washing after toilet. It seems you have something to hide. Let me tell you something: I was there too. I went to the toilet and didn't wash my hands. Nobody saw it, nobody would know it. But chat asked. And I lied. Then I got sick. My hands got infected from bacteria and had to be amputated. Now I can't play games any more for a living. Don't make the same mistake, Kripp.
twitch chat
December 2018
Kripp

Dennis

twitchquotes: ļ½—ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½Ž ļ½„ļ½…ļ½Žļ½Žļ½‰ļ½“ ļ½“ļ½ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½…ļ¼Œ ļ½ļ½™ ļ½…ļ½™ļ½… ļ½ļ½•ļ½”ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½Œļ½™ ļ½‡ļ½ ļ½”ļ½ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½’ļ½ ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½ļ½Œļ½”ļ½ˆļ¼Ž ļ½‰ ļ½—ļ½ļ½”ļ½ƒļ½ˆ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½’ļ½ ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½ļ½Œļ½”ļ½ˆ ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½†ļ½…ļ½…ļ½Œ ļ½‰ ļ½ˆļ½ļ½–ļ½… ļ½“ļ½…ļ½˜ ļ½—ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½ˆ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ¼’ ļ½“ļ½‹ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ½…ļ½„ ļ½”ļ½•ļ½’ļ½Žļ¼Ž ļ½ļ½Œļ½Œ ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½ƒļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ ļ½“ļ½•ļ½„ļ½ļ½‹ļ½•
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Because it's a cool cat

twitchquotes: CoolCat FORCED CoolCat TO CoolCat SPAM CoolCat THIS CoolCat EMOTE CoolCat BECAUSE CoolCat ITS CoolCat A CoolCat COOL CoolCat CAT CoolCat
twitch chat
July 2015
Kripp

Reporting a streamer named "TSM_Kripp"

twitchquotes: Hello twitch admins. I am here to report a streamer named "TSM_Kripp". She is currently violating the new twitch rules, and is constantly moaning suggestively in her stream. I am trying to watch her game but she just keeps yelling "TOPDICK" or "INSANE" after she gets rekt. Please take action against her as soon as you can. Thank you.
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

TOUCH IT KRIPP

twitchquotes: ā•°Uā•Æā˜œ(ā—‰É·ā—‰ ) TOUCH THE DONGER KRIPP
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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