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The Kripp channel does not listen to music because Kripp is deaf in both ears. When Kripp was young he suffered a high velocity semen e*******e to both ears simultaneously in gym class. That's Canada boys. Please pray for Kripp's ears.
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Kripp
THAT MOMENT 
Hey Kripp, it's your dog, Dex! I just wanted to let you know that some more of my fur fell out today. Maybe it's that "vegan" diet you've been putting me on? Anyways, I love you, and wish you would stop playing that card game all the time and talk to me and Rania sometimes. Sorry, that's a lot to ask, I know you need money to buy us more "kale" or whatever. Anyways, good luck on your "Heart Stone"!