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The Kripp channel does not listen to music because Kripp is deaf in both ears. When Kripp was young he suffered a high velocity semen e*******e to both ears simultaneously in gym class. That's Canada boys. Please pray for Kripp's ears.
twitch chat
Kripp
I am Rajkumar from India. I am seeking your correspondence for an important business matter. However, when I attempt to chat with you, your unruly chat participants are continuously mock my english and repost my message over and over. Please contact me at your fast convience. Thank you my friend. 
HEY ITS KRIPP FrOM the future here trying to tell you to stop playing this childrens game while you can. IF NOT you will play this game for 40 years in a row and it will take a toll on your health. i have been declared clinacly insane and have been staying at a looney bin forced to eat meat everyday