[Copypasta] A middle aged man complaining about an online children's card game

My mobile phone gets hot if you spam

twitchquotes: pls don't spam. i'm watching on my mobile phone and it gets very hot if you spam so my hands get burned. if you don't want my hands to get burned stop spamming pls

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May 2015

Kripp

In the Realm of the Saltiverse

twitchquotes: In the Realm of the Saltiverse, a young Saltkeeper named Kripparrian was chosen to free his people from their ancient enemy, the Mods. Using the magical power of Copy and Paste, Kripparrian sacrificed his salt force to banish the mods to Trump's chat. However, in doing so, Kripparian paid the ultimate sacrifice and became Casual. Please copy pasterino this talerino, so we do not forgetterino the legenderino of the Saltkeeperio Kripperino.

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January 2015

Kripp

MODS

salty

Kripp saved my marriage

twitchquotes: I was going through a rough time in my marriage where nothing seemed to arouse me anymore. Things had gone stale between me and my wife in bed and divorce seemed inevitable. But then I discovered Kripp's stream and everything changed. There's just something about that vegan bald head that does something to me, and before I knew it my libido was back. I now go at it with my wife at the sounds of "Fuck!" and "Topdeck Flamestrike!" to boost my vigor. Thank you Kripp for saving my marriage.

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November 2019

Kripp

Hearthstone

Hello Kripp, Flute Guy here. TUTURURU

twitchquotes: ＨｅｌｌｏＫｒｉｐｐ，ＦｌｕｔｅＧｕｙｈｅｒｅ．Ｊｕｓｔｗａｎｔｅｄｔｏｓａｙ： ♩♬～♪ ＴＵＴＵＲＵＲＵ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＴＵＴＵＲＵＲＵ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＴＵＴＵＲＵＲＵ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＴＵＴＵＲＵＲＵ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＴＵＴＵＲＵＲＵ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＴＵＴＵＲＵＲＵ

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May 2014

Kripp

My name is Dennis Pasterino

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October 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] A middle aged man complaining about an online children's card game

My mobile phone gets hot if you spam

In the Realm of the Saltiverse

MODS

salty

Kripp saved my marriage

Hearthstone

Hello Kripp, Flute Guy here. TUTURURU

My name is Dennis Pasterino

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