[Copypasta] A middle aged man complaining about an online children's card game

Kripp's high time in coma

twitchquotes: Kripp, this is doctor Jeffrey Shih from the Athens General Hospital. You’ve been in a coma for several years now due to an overload of copypasta. I’m trying out a new method to get through to you. Please wake up! Your family misses you very much. Please wake up, you *** retard!

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Perfect Pharaoh Pyramid

deIlluminati only real Pharaoh can built this perfect pyramid TBTacoLeft TBTacoRight . Try like me !Try like me ! Try like me ! TBTacoLeft TBCheesePull TBTacoRight And my pyramid still higher!!!!!! TBTacoLeft TBCheesePull TBCheesePull TBTacoRight

twitch chat

June 2016

Kripp

This is the Hygiene Police

twitchquotes: (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) This is the Hygiene Police, we have reason to suspect you didn't wash your hands after exiting the bathroom. Please prepare for a full body cavity search. (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

Give me a second guys, Dex says

twitchquotes: "Give me a second, guys," Dex says. "Gotta hit up the mailman" He turns down the volume on his bork, and immediately gives Kripp a swift kick down the stairs. As Kripp yelps loudly in pain, Dex overturns the nearest chair, yelling "Fuck this delivery!" as loudly as he can. Fey tries to calm him down, but Dex swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Dex wipes the blood off of his snout, sits back down at his ball, and resumes being a good doggy

twitch chat

January 2019

Kripp

Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month

twitchquotes: monkaS

📉 Um.... Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month...

twitch chat

June 2017

Kripp

[Copypasta] A middle aged man complaining about an online children's card game

Kripp's high time in coma

Perfect Pharaoh Pyramid

This is the Hygiene Police

Give me a second guys, Dex says

Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month

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