[Copypasta] This is the 12-0 Police, you're coming with... nevermind

twitchquotes: (̿·̿Ĺ̯·̿ ̿) This is the 12-0 Police, you're coming with ... Nevermind wrong person. (·̿Ĺ̯·̿ ̿)
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January 2015
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I hope you enjoy being tucked

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If I only get one message ,I'll make it sweet and sharp

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Missed BM

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