[Copypasta] Hey Kripp! I want to tell you a secret

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp! I want to tell you a secret. It's not very simple for me to say. Listen please! So you know... I like that p**n with fetish and stuff... But when you fist your subs, I just don't need to watch that *** anymore! Because it is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen... Your sexy fist
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January 2015
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Brazilian No. 1 Futbol Player Eduardo Pasterinho

twitchquotes: Wแด‡สŸสŸ แดแด‡แด› Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด€ส€ษชแด€ษด! Iแด› ษชs I, Bส€แด€แดขษชสŸษชแด€ษด Nแด. 1 า“แดœแด›ส™แดสŸ แด˜สŸแด€สแด‡ส€ Eแด…แดœแด€ส€แด…แด Pแด€sแด›แด‡ส€ษชษดสœแด. Aา“แด›แด‡ส€ แดส แด›แด‡แด€แด ษขแดแด› แดกส€แด‡แด„แด‹แด‡แด… ส™ส แด›สœแด‡ Gแด‡ส€แดแด€ษด แด›ส€สสœแด€ส€แด…s, I า“แด‡แด€ส€ า“แดส€ แดส แดŠแดส™. PสŸs สœแด‡สŸแด˜ ส™ส แด…แดษดแด€แด›ษชษดษข sแด€สŸแด› แดส€ แด›แดแด˜แด…แด‡แด„แด‹ษชษดษข แดส sแด€สŸแด€ส€ส. PสŸs ษดแด แด„แดแด˜แด€ แด˜แด€sแด›แด‡ส€ษชษดสœแด
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December 2014
Kripp

Kripparrian has ripped in the aether

twitchquotes: Today, November 25, 2014 marks the day that kripparrian has ripped into the aether. He was hit in the head by a Riot Gas thrown by Ferguson Police all the way from US. Please join me as we all fist ourselves without Lube in his remembrance BibleThump
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November 2014
Kripp

EU TEST PASSED

twitchquotes: โ˜‘ Veganism โ˜‘ Poverty โ˜‘ Refugees โ˜‘ No Guns โ˜‘ Bad Teeth โ˜‘ High Prices โ˜‘ Allahu Ackbar โ˜ Relevant in 2016 โ˜‘ High Tax โ˜‘ Low Wages โ˜‘ No Freedom โ˜‘ EU TEST PASSED
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June 2016
Kripp

EU vs NA

Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
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March 2016
Kripp

Jarnitro's message to Kripp

twitchquotes: Dearest Kripparian, Jarnitro here. I am so confudido about how i lost that game. Please use your masterino of top deckarino to teach me how to win this game. I will be your fettucinni pepperoni boy forever.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

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