[Copypasta] Hey Kripp! I want to tell you a secret

Brofist and crofist

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, I am a lawyer and I represent StrifeCro. I notice that your 'brofist' is strikingly similar to StrifeCro's 'crofist'. Given that StrifeCro owns the 'fisting' patent, I request that you immediately cease and desist from 'brofisting' any more subs, or my client will take you to court. Yours sincerely, Eddie Barristerino.

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February 2015

Kripp

I once had sleep paralysis

twitchquotes: i once had sleep paralysis and i imagined Kripparian slowly slithering up to me and i felt the brush of his wirey beard press against my chest and his boulder-like face was a miillimeter away from mine and he whispered "..He had the perfect cerds" then drained all my RNG power right out of my chest. I cried for days.

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December 2014

Kripp

Take the ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ or the ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

twitchquotes: ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ Hey Kripp, You take the ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - you stay in Dongerland and I show you how deep the arena-hole goes. ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽

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November 2014

Kripp

stop babyraging

twitchquotes: let's put out some rant here. you babyrage guys are pathetic. whenever kripp judges an aspect of the game, all of you take it as being salty and babyraging. its simply talking and discussing the game, dont be so closed minded, chat please.

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July 2019

Kripp

Head automatically goes to pillow

twitchquotes: Ｗｈｅｎ Heroes of Storm，ｍｙｈｅａｄａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｇｏｅｓｔｏｔｈｅｐｉｌｌｏｗ．Ｉｗａｔｃｈｈｉｍｓｐａｍ２ｓｋｉｌｌｓｗｉｔｈｎｏｇｒａｐｈｉｃｓａｎｄＩｆｅｅｌＩｈａｖｅｓｅｘｗｉｔｈｔｈｅｐｉｌｌｏｗ．ＡｌｌｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇＳＬＥＥＰ

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March 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Hey Kripp! I want to tell you a secret

Brofist and crofist

I once had sleep paralysis

Take the ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ or the ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

stop babyraging

Head automatically goes to pillow

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