[Copypasta] Salt Down Zone

The year is 2088, Kripp lays tattered on his deathbed

twitchquotes: The year is 2088, Kripp lays tattered on his deathbed, his organs absolutely ravaged from years of veganism. He turns to his computer monitor for one last look at his beloved twitch chat only to see a bunch of weebs, emote spam and copy pasta. Tears fill his lifeless, vegan eyes. Rania is at his side as he draws on all his power to take his last breath and say the only enlightening words that come to mind.. "K"

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October 2017

Kripp

Take my energy Kripp

twitchquotes: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ MorphinTime

TAKE MY ENERGY KRIPP ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ MorphinTime

twitch chat

August 2015

Kripp

D3 is boring

twitchquotes: Hmm, something tells me that Kripps audience has gotten enough from D3 for most part... Just can't really put my finger on... ResidentSleeper

twitch chat

February 2015

Kripp

My son is learning Twitch speak

twitchquotes: Kripp I need advice. My son watches a lot of you, and he doesn’t speak English but is learning from chat. He's starting using terms like "pog","jabaited", and "kappa,” but its gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. At dinner my daughter was talking about how she got accepted to college, and my son said "pog you, easy clap". I told him to talk normally to his family, and he replied "Weird champ, normies omegaLOL." I blacklisted twitch and now my son is hysterical, what to do.

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December 2019

Kripp

What is the most powerful card in Hearthstone?

twitchquotes: What is the most powerful card in Hearthstone? Credit Card.

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August 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] Salt Down Zone

The year is 2088, Kripp lays tattered on his deathbed

Take my energy Kripp

D3 is boring

My son is learning Twitch speak

What is the most powerful card in Hearthstone?

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