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Kripp saved my marriage
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I was going through a rough time in my marriage where nothing seemed to arouse me anymore. Things had gone stale between me and my wife in bed and divorce seemed inevitable. But then I discovered Kripp's stream and everything changed. There's just something about that vegan bald head that does something to me, and before I knew it my libido was back. I now go at it with my wife at the sounds of "Fuck!" and "Topdeck Flamestrike!" to boost my vigor. Thank you Kripp for saving my marriage.
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Why is your cat at school today Kripp?
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The teacher asked Kripp, "Why is your cat at school today Kripp?" Kripp replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Kripp leaves for school today!'
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Do you even ββββββ
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KRIPP do you even ββββββ
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One day I'll be a real dong
twitchquotes:
(ΰΈ β’Μ_β’Μ)ΰΈ ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL DONG (ΰΈ β’Μ_β’Μ)ΰΈ
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