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10% luck, 20% skill, 15% slowly ranking uphill, 5% topdeck, 50% race or just 100% reason to go for the face 
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I used to be a real ad
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Why are you rank 9?
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β| β β β |β UH KRIPP..... why are you rank 9? β| β β β |β
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Commonwealth of Veganism
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We have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of Veganism (which wonβt allow legal meat eaters) the State of Twitch, and the State of Kripparian, each one of which has a BIG Vegan lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the State of Lettuce if, in fact, there was a large number of secretly dumped carrots as has been widely reported!
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Who is Octavian Morosan
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100% chance to have less FREEDOM AND LIBERTY
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(ΚΝ‘ ΚΝ ΚΝ‘ ΰΈ) I AM EUROFAG. I have a 100% chance to have less FREEDOM AND LIBERTY than a citizen of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (ΚΝ‘ ΚΝ ΚΝ‘ ΰΈ)
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EU vs NA
Kripp puts his hands on my hips and looks into my eyes
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Kripp puts his hands on my hips and looks into my eyes. His face comes closer as he plants his wet lips onto mine. We are locked together in a beautiful display of love. Then I wake up. I look at Kripp's stream. He is playing Tavern Brawl. Now I remember why I fell asl... 
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