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Kripp uploads a video that breaks Pornhub's terms of use
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Kripp can't beat anyone
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My dad beats me 
My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me At least I feel safe with Kripp, because he can't beat anyone 
My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me At least I feel safe with Kripp, because he can't beat anyone
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Classic
THE NEXUS NEEDS YOU KRIPP!
My name is Mighticus Totemicus Spamicus
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<:::::[]=Β€β₯βΜβ€My name is Mighticus Totemicus Spamicus, commander of the Armies of the RNG, General of the β₯βΜβ€ Legions, loyal servant to the true Shaman Kripparrian. Buff to a β₯βΜβ€ son, and buff to a β₯βΜβ€ wife. I will make all totems mighty, whether in this game or the next. <:::::[]=Β€β₯βΜβ€
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Hearthstone
I hate myself and my life
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I hate myself and my life, but instead of improving either of those things, I'm drinking alone while watching a rich, balding vegan play children's card games for 15 thousand other losers
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