[Copypasta] Hey guys I'll be playing HS today

I feel Kripp fisting me through the stream

twitchquotes: Every morning, I wake up only to watch Kripp play Hearthstone arena. I decide to subscribe to Kripp, join the '5-dollar club', to be part of Kripp himself. 'Welcome', Kripp exclaims, 'to the 5-dollar club!'. He gives the stream a brofist. I feel Kripp fisting me through the stream. A silent tear of joy escapes my eye.

twitch chat

October 2014

Kripp

Hearthstone

"Why does chat hate me?" Cybrix wonders

twitchquotes: Pizza. Pizza. The chat's hurtful words haunt Cybrix at night as he sleeps on his bed of bagel bites. "Why does chat hate me?" he wonders. One day he gets on Mumble and finds the chat no longer hates him. Because it turns out even an obese pizzabator is more tolerable than Rick.

twitch chat

October 2014

Kripp

Kripp, eat chicken

twitchquotes: Kripp this is Dr. Zeus Stromboloupolous. We need you to immediately star drinking MILK and EAT chicken at least once every week. Otherwise RIP is veganiro pepperoni

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

What is left of the Kripp we all loved?

twitchquotes: ＮｏＰｏＥ，ｎｏｃａｔｔａｒｒｉａｎ，ｎｏＯＪ，ｎｏｔｎｌ．Ｗｈａｔｉｓｓｔｉｌｌｌｅｆｔｏｆｔｈｅｋｒｉｐｐｗｅａｌｌｌｏｖｅｄ？Ｎｏｗｈｅｐｌａｙｓｃａｓｕａｌｓｔｏｎｅ，ｆｉｓｔｓｓｕｂｓｃｒｉｂｅｒｓ，ｄｒｉｎｋｓｍａｎｇｏｊｕｉｃｅａｎｄｐｌａｙｓｆｏｒＴＳＭ

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you

twitchquotes: Kripp if you're here right now reading this I want you to know I dream of you. Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you. I'll say things like "hey guys how's it goin' Kripparrian here", and for a brief moment I feel you inside me...

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Hey guys I'll be playing HS today

Hearthstone

Hearthstone

I feel Kripp fisting me through the stream

Hearthstone

"Why does chat hate me?" Cybrix wonders

Kripp, eat chicken

What is left of the Kripp we all loved?

Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you

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