7/11 was a part time job 
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More Kripp Copypastas
Dear Kripp, this is Kevin Kuntmeyer from P.E.T.A
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Dear Kripp, this is Kevin Kuntmeyer from P.E.T.A. It has come to my attention that you brutally brofisted a small defenseless Kitten in its adorable face live on your stream moments ago. If you do not apologize and rub his little tum tum for 20 minutes on stream, I will be forced to punish you to the fullest extent of the law. You've been warned...
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The Cocklock Deck
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Hey Kripp, its the "cocklock" you just beat. I'm on the phone with my mom right now, and she isn't very happy with you. She is coming over now to comfort me, and then we are going to have to report you to the police. I hope you enjoy jail.
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Kripp's streaming checklist
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*stretch* โ "mmmm kay" โ "yeah alright" โ "fuckin A" โ "if he drew anything else I would've won" โ "how's this guy SO LUCKY?" โ "TOPDECK FLAMESTRIKE, YEAP" โ "topdeck into topdeck into topdeck, yeah that's how you get 12 wins guys" โ
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Because it's a cool cat
FORCED Dear Kripp, last night was incredible
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Dear Kripp, last night was incredible. the feeling i got when you topdecked me was unforgettable. I want to hold you in my arms and give you so much value. Please respond. XOXO Trump
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