. My croak can't compete against a ribbit like that 
I used to be a real ad
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I miss Julio the donkey
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Hello, my name its Juan Pastas Copyrino. Sorry my england. Last week donkey Julio died outside of the house. I loved Julio. Every day we ride to work together. I also spoke donkey language better than my england. Julio and me always talked for hours about business and the political situation here. But now Julio is in donkey heaven. I miss him
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Sandown being investigated by the FBI
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เผผโูอโเผฝ The FBI is currently investigating a possible DDOS attack against Kripparian. It is believed that Sandown masterminded this attack against Kripparian's stream, in order to steal his viewers and promote his own streaming career. It is estimated that Kripparian has lost tens of millions of dollars in the DDOS attack, which Sandown allegedly had executed. Sandown refused to comment on the event when reporters swarmed his house, but he later released a brief statement denying the allegation. Kripparian spoke out later that night stating that he intends to sue Sandown if it is proven that he did commit this cyber crime. เผผโูอโเผฝ
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Kripp
I need the 2-3 police here right away
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โฐ(โโ๏นโโ)ใค hello 2-3 police, i need you here right away, its an emergency โฐ(โโ๏นโโ)ใค
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I have to tell you guys something that is very important indeed
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KappaPride
Doesn't mean I'm a virgin
twitchquotes:
๐ก Just because I watch Kripp ๐ก doesn't mean I'm a virgin ๐ก It's just a coincidence ๐ก
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