. My croak can't compete against a ribbit like that 
I used to be a real ad
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Please remove Leifman's mod status
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Dear Kripp, it has come to my attention that one of your mods "Leifman" has been abusing his authority as mod and banning people for no good reason. I would appreciate if you took some time out of your schedule to take action and remove his mod status. Thank you!
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Kripp
What is the most powerful card in Hearthstone?
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What is the most powerful card in Hearthstone? Credit Card.
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Hearthstone
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Kripp
It seems you have Tissed Krump
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Rania arrives home with a paper bag by her hand. "Foodie time !", says Kripp ready to stuff his face in front 20.000 viewers. As Rania hands over the bag and gives him a passionate kiss, she notices that his lips feel different. She looks into his eyes and yells in horror as she sees someone else in Kripps seat. "It seems you have Tissed Krump."
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Kripp
Kripp should change his name to hl_kripp
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Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Liferino, CEO of No Life IncorporatedΒ©. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has life) as you no longer are a "no life". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
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