. My croak can't compete against a ribbit like that 
I used to be a real ad
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Take my energy Kripp
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ΰΌΌ γ€ β_β ΰΌ½γ€ 
TAKE MY ENERGY KRIPP ΰΌΌ γ€ β_β ΰΌ½γ€
TAKE MY ENERGY KRIPP ΰΌΌ γ€ β_β ΰΌ½γ€
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Visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the Nether
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πππππππππππ IF YOU SEE THIS WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the nether, he will leave you alone BUT only if you COPY and PASTE this message 3 times ππππππππππππππ
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Hearthstone
Shut your eyes and listen closely
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Shut your eyes and listen closely. Do you feel it? The gentle clicks of a finely crafted keyboard massaging your eardrums? The soft soothing moan that comes from a man that has seen the inside of his attic and understands many things? The jovial chuckles awakening memories of the trips with the family to your uncle's barn on a mild summer evening when you were a kid? That is what Kripp's stream is to me. I am at peace.
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Please stop the γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ in your chat
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Hello KRIPP aka GRIPPARRIAN. Please stop the γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ in your chat. I am from dubai and "γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ " means "your aunt has a goat ***" in arabic. I am watching with family after my aunt's funeral and we all find this extremely offensive. Will subscribe so you can fist me like a bro when it stops. Please no dan marino gran torino
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This the leader of all Greek people, John Stamos
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Dear Kripp, this is the leader of all Greek people, John Stamos. It is with great pain that I have to ask you to leave my country. Everyone is afraid of the "very casual looking man" with the "perverted fists." I am sorry but you're not welcome here anymore. No Copopolous Pastopolous Linguinoristopoulos
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