[Copypasta] Hey Kripp, its Chad from the college football team

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, its Chad from the college football team, how you been bro? I see you're still playing video games some things never change! Hey are you still playing the wizard of warcraft game? I never had time for video games I was too busy playing football and going to frat parties. Anyways good seeing you bro,call me and we can hit the clubs.
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September 2015
Kripp
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Who is this salt vegan casual - Rania's cat

twitchquotes: Here i was, minding my own business, when suddenly this potato headed idiot just waltzes right into my life alwasy yelling 'topdeck this' and 'insane that'. who the *** is this salty vegan casual? i just want to eat and sleep all day, not listen to this oj guzzling nerd. Rania pls. -- sincerely, cat
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April 2014
Kripp

Kripp, this is the value-police

twitchquotes: (▀ĖŋÄšĖ¯â–€Ėŋ Ėŋ) Kripp, this is the value-police. We are under the impression that you have 1 too many Priestesses of Elune in your deck, please fix this or come with us.(▀ĖŋÄšĖ¯â–€Ėŋ Ėŋ)
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November 2014
Kripp

Hello Kripp, I am Pappargoth the Ancient

twitchquotes: ╭(◕◕ ◉āˇ´â—‰ ◕◕)╮ Hello Kripp, I am Pappargoth the Ancient, an Alien from the Planet Hardcore. We sent you to Earth, where your hardcore-ness would conquer the planet. We see you have failed in the mission and become casual.
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May 2015
Kripp

Salt season pass

twitchquotes: Kripp, this is Don salteroni from Sodium enterprises, we would like to remind you to renew your season pass as soon as possible if you would like to continue receiving daily shipments of table salt, best regards Don salteroni. pls no PJSalt
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December 2014
Kripp

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October 2014
Kripp
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