[Copypasta] Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked...

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

March 2017

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Lenny face brick wall

twitchquotes: ( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬

twitch chat

July 2019

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Wasting time on Twitch, must be me

twitchquotes: No job ✔️ 4Head

No girlfriend ✔️ 4Head

No friends ✔️ 4Head

No talents ✔️ 4Head

Wasting time on Twitch ✔️ 4Head

Must be me 4Head

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May 2017

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I hope Zoe wins xD

twitchquotes: I hope Zoe wins xD. I’m a Zoe main and she’s just so fun!! People get so trolled by the bubble, and her voice lines are so cute like when she sings about chocolate cake LOL! She’s super random but also smarter than she looks, just like me xD

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February 2020

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League of Legends

EU COMING THROUGH v2

twitchquotes: EU COMING THROUGH LUL

TRY AND EXTERMINATE A GROUP OF PEOPLE LUL

NEEDS AMERICA TO SAVE THEM LUL

STILL HAS A ROYAL FAMILY LUL

SOCIALISTS LUL

NO FREE SPEECH LUL

MARRY 16 YEAR OLDS LUL

STABBINGS IN EU LUL

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March 2019

[Copypasta] Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE

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It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked...

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Lenny face brick wall

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Wasting time on Twitch, must be me

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I hope Zoe wins xD

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League of Legends

EU COMING THROUGH v2

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EU vs NA

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