[Copypasta] If you are reading this, WAKE UP

twitchquotes: If you are reading this, WAKE UP. You are in a simulation. Don't you see it? The same responses repeating in chat? Its because the computer only has a set number of lines. Wake up before its too late!
twitch chat
November 2015

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Saitama says OK

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Put shoe on head to prove not pre-recorded

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UwU sentence deterioration

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Team Liquid visited an orphanage in Taipei

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A New Toucan Has Arrived

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