[Copypasta] HAND OVER THE MEMES

Think of the saltwater fish

twitchquotes: ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Hey Kripp, Marine Biologist Gilbin Pastarino here. I come to you on behald of all the salt water creatures of the world as your body seems to have absorbed 99% of the oceans salt. Please thinkerino of the poor fisheroni. Thanks

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December 2014

Reynad

Deathrattle is "Lose the game"

twitchquotes: Guys what if Acidic swamp ooze was a 30/30, but its deathrattle was "Lose the game"? Would this be balanced? Should I contact bilbarzard??

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November 2014

Reynad

Honestly, that's what Icall a cool story bro

twitchquotes: Honestly, that's what Icall a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy andpasted itto word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells

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January 2015

Reynad

It seems you have tucked Frump

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January 2015

Reynad

If the human body is 75% water...

twitchquotes: If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? Kappa

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September 2015

Reynad

[Copypasta] HAND OVER THE MEMES

Think of the saltwater fish

Deathrattle is "Lose the game"

Honestly, that's what Icall a cool story bro

It seems you have tucked Frump

If the human body is 75% water...

salty

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