[Copypasta] Jared and Jock E-Athelete bullies

twitchquotes: Jared shuffles to his locker wiping a tear from his eye. He looks over his shoulder to see DOM and QT, the jock E-Athlete bullies, laughing at him and his wedgie. Jared clinches his fist in rage knowing that soon the time would come, he will show them...
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May 2016
imaqtpie

Boosted Animal Jared

League of Legends

(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Where i grew up copy pasta was taken seriously

twitchquotes: Dear Twitch Chat users. Do u think its funny to copy pasta everything you see? Copy that, pasta that. Where i grew up copy pasta was taken seriously, and when i come here my mind explodes. Please, respect copy pasta. For me, it's about religion.
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Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST

twitchquotes: โ””( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ”Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST! โ””( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ” โœ“ amazW โœ“ krippW โœ“ trumpW โœ“ reynadW โœ“ kolentoW โœ“ bajW โœ“ dewW โœ“ emjaneW โœ“ forsenW โœ“ krippW โœ“ loidW โœ“ mitchW โœ“ reckW โœ“ sodaW โœ“ taymooW โœ“ PLEB TEST PASSED
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imaqtpie

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I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps

twitchquotes: Trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little โ€œcleverโ€ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *** tongue. But you couldnโ€™t, you didnโ€™t, and now youโ€™re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will *** fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youโ€™re *** dead, kiddo.
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Doot diddity donger cuckerino

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Colossal amount of educational content

twitchquotes: What is this painful experience youโ€™re inflicting upon us, Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana? I personally am not attending to this League of Legends stream to be witness to this truly horrendous game known as the ยซDark Dungeons". I came for magnificent memes, incredibly pleasurable Skyrim questing, and exciting League of Legends games with a colossal amount of educational content.
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