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10 12 14 16 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 find out how old is your waifu โ 
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Dear Michael: This is the Meta Police
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Dear Michael: This is the Meta Police. You are in violation of Penal Code 420: Not Playing The Meta. You are hereby sentenced to 69 years in jail with Scarra and Dyrone.
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I cam I saw I came I saw
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I came ๐ I saw ๐ I came ๐ I saw ๐ I praise ๐ the Lord ๐ then break ๐ฅ the law ๐ฉโโ๏ธ I take ๐๏ธ what's mine ๐โโ๏ธ then take ๐๏ธ some more ๐ It rains ๐ง๏ธ it pours โ it rains ๐ง๏ธ it pours โ
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Masturbation on a plane should be socially acceptable
If Biden wins, I'm moving to Alaska
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I simply will not stand to live in a country ruled by Biden. So if he wins the election, I am packing my bags and moving far away, where Joseph "Malarkey" Biden cannot reach me. I will be starting a new life in Alaska.
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2020 US Election
Fortnite that's how Mafia works
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Fortnite. Fortnite. Fortnite. It was all my two kids talked about. They were utterly devoted to it. I had to make a change. I took the controllers and told them they couldn't play until they downloaded Mafia City. They whined and whined, but soon became engrossed in this amazing and educational game. Fortnite soon forgotten, their grades improved rapidly, much like their levels in game. The teachers were amazed, "how do they do it?" they asked me, I simply replied "that's how Mafia works."
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