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What happened to this ad? :(
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God I want Zarya to be real
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God I want Zarya to be real, I want her large feet to smash my head. I want her muscular thighs to squash my head. It brings me to a near orgasmic feeling by just thinking about her and her muscular toned body. If Activision Blizzard made sexdolls, I would buy every Zarya model for myself and never leave my mom's basement. Fuck I just want Zarya to be real
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Overwatch
Always has been
Always has been
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Imaqtpie submits his Pocket Pick
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Hi Mr Santana. Marc Merrill here. Your recent submission to our 'Pocket Pick' video series left us scratching our chins. Whilst we agree that pepperoni has a nice "twang", the video was supposed to be about your favorite champion, NOT your favorite Hot Pocket. We would appreciate it if you could remake the video, thanks.
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League of Legends
It's me, your only Viewer
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Hi [streamer name]- Itβs me, your only Viewer. For Months I have created the illusion that you are streaming to a large audience. But hereβs the truth: all these people in the chat are me. And now, for you to be convinced of this, I will send this message from all my accounts.
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I hope your arena wins soar as high as I'm going to be
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Key Kripp! I'm Rob! I just purchased a fresh, legal dimebag from a Colorado dealer and intend to celebrate. I hope your arena wins soar as high as I'm going to be during the stream
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Kripp