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ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ Roses are red, Weed is greener, I think about Kripp, when I touch my wiener. ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ
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(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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When Kripp is afk, he fills his bathtube with salty tears
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When Kripp goes afk, he's filling up his bathtube with his salty tears. Full of Anger and bad Energy, he let the harmony of salt and warm H²O take over. He is at a better place now, dreaming about freedom and peace.
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Hafu is jealous of Rania
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Ｋｒｉｐｐ！！！ Ｉ ａｍ ｖｅｒｙ ｓａｄ ａｎｄ ｊｅａｌｏｕｓ ｔｈａｔ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｌｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｔｈｉｓ ‘‘ｕｎｄｅｒｆｌｏｗｒ’’ ｈａｖｅ ａｌｌ ｙｏｕｒ ｓａｌｔ ｅｖｅｒｙ ｎｉｇｈｔ， ｐｌｅａｓｅ ｔａｌｋ ｔｏ ｍｅ ａｇａｉｎ ｗｉｔｈ ｌｏｖｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｍａｄｅ ｉｎ ｃｈｉｎａ ｗｉｆｅ Ｈａｆｕ ♡♡♡ Ｐｌｚ ｎｏ ｃｏｐｙ ｐａｓｔｅｒｉｎｏ ｃｈｉｎｇ ｃｈｏｎｇ ｐｉｎｇ ｐｏｎｇ ｎｉｐｎｏｎｇ ｃｈａｎｇｅｒｉｎｏ ｎｏｏｄｌｅｒｉｎｏ ｂｏｋ ｃｈｏｙ ｋｕｎｇ ｐａｏｒｉｎｏ
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Kripp's handicapped half-cousin from Romania, Kripple
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Dear Kripp, this is you handicapped half-cousin from Romania, Kripple. I need you help for my medical bill. I owe Doctor $5,000 and he only accept 5 dollar bill. Plz help. If I don't pay he take my good leg. Sincerlirino, Kripple J. Morospam
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Ram Ranch pastas
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18,000 copy pastas in Twitch Chat at nl_kripp! Big annoying pastas wanting to be copied! 18,000 twitch users wanting to pasta! Pastas in the chat at nl_kripp! On their keyboards wanting to copy RAM RANCH pasta! Twitch Chat really rocks!
18,000 copy pastas in Twitch Chat at nl_kripp! Big annoying pastas wanting to be copied! 18,000 twitch users wanting to pasta! Pastas in the chat at nl_kripp! On their keyboards wanting to copy RAM RANCH pasta! Twitch Chat really rocks!
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Pleb Test Passed
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✓ amazW ✓ krippW ✓ trumpW ✓ reynadW ✓ kolentoW ✓ bajW ✓ dewW ✓ emjaneW ✓ forsenW ✓ krippW ✓ loidW ✓ mitchW ✓ reckW ✓ sodaW ✓ taymooW ✓ PLEB TEST PASSED.
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