[Copypasta] Romanian Salt Baron

twitchquotes: POLICE REPORT - Canadian Mounties have at last apprehended the "Romanian Salt Baron" after suspiciously salty whining was heard outside of a dingy apartment in Toronto. The Salt Baron, a morose, balding gypsy man, was at the time playing a children's card game when Mounties burst through the door. The man attempted to resist by "brofisting" the officials, but his scrawny vegan arms had no effect. The man's wife then assumed her true Succubus form and escaped into the Nether. More at 11.
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Kripp
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My fifth sudoku this week

twitchquotes: Well I regret to inform you Kripp that your choice to return to Path of Poe has confirmed my suicide tonight. It had been a fun ride, but I simply cannot afford to live any longer. Please bless me that I may rip in paparolies, as this will be my fifth suicide this week.
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Meeting Kripp at the urinals

twitchquotes: hey "kripp" we met at the urinals at the taco bell in LA..i asked you if i could shake your donger and you never responded...please confirm and we can meet again thanks
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This chat is the dumbest group of people i've ever seen

twitchquotes: This chat is the dumbest group of people i've ever seen. I work with mentally handicapped people and i've been all over the world. I have been to beauty pageants and monster truck events. I have met a kid with an IQ of 8. I have even met President George W. Bush. But this chat is truly the most retarded thing I have ever encountered.
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I hate Twitch Chat

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โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–“โ–’ โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’
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March 2015
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Real hardcore gamers play at least 4 games at a time

twitchquotes: ๏ผ’ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ผŸ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ผŽ ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ” ๏ผ” ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ… ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ‰๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹๏ผŽ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผŒ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ† ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ–๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ” ๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ผŽ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™๏ผŒ ๏ฝ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ… ๏ฝ…๏ฝ˜๏ผ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ”
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