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Corridor creeper
twitchquotes:πIn the dungeon I go deeperπin set reviews I was a sleeperπwhen minions die I get cheaperπYou guessed it rightπI'm corridor creeperπ
πIn the dungeon I go deeperπin set reviews I was a sleeperπwhen minions die I get cheaperπYou guessed it rightπI'm corridor creeperπ
Bumper Ameng burger
twitchquotes:Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Amengβs cheeks as he squatted on Bumperβs face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Amengβs hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Amengβs cheeks as he squatted on Bumperβs face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Amengβs hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
It is physically impossible to simp for pokimane
twitchquotes:Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre pussy, but pokimaneβs pussy is a goddess pussy, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to pokimane because I know that itβs not simping. Poki if you see this I love you please text me back.
Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre pussy, but pokimaneβs pussy is a goddess pussy, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to pokimane because I know that itβs not simping. Poki if you see this I love you please text me back.