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Alright, ocean mage, I guess
twitchquotes: โAlright, ocean mage, I guessโ โHavenโt picked moist magician in a while, letโs go wet wizard โhydro conjuror isnโt that good, but alrightโ
ResidentSleeper โAlright, ocean mage, I guessโ ResidentSleeper โHavenโt picked moist magician in a while, letโs go wet wizard ResidentSleeper โhydro conjuror isnโt that good, but alrightโ ResidentSleeper
Not funny I didn't laugh
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
Smartest Man in Existence
twitchquotes:When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.
When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.
Kripp's IQ is officially more than 1000
twitchquotes:nice win man you totally outplayed him on every level, every single play you did showed a whole new level of skill and meta beyond our mortal brains understandings, i have no idea how its even humanly possible to be so amazing at this card game as you are Kripp, your IQ is officially more than 1000
nice win man you totally outplayed him on every level, every single play you did showed a whole new level of skill and meta beyond our mortal brains understandings, i have no idea how its even humanly possible to be so amazing at this card game as you are Kripp, your IQ is officially more than 1000
Just me and EA hanging out
twitchquotes:Just me and ๐ฐ๐EA๐๐ฐ, hanging out I wanted some Star Wars๐ so I started to pout ๐ He asked if I was down โฌfor something yummy ๐๐ and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐ฐ๐ฆlooties!๐ฆ๐ฐ Yeah! Yeah!๐๐ฆ I earn them!๐ฆ I buy them!๐ฆ I purchase them whole๐ฆ๐ฐ ๐ It makes ๐ฐ๐EA๐๐ฐ ๐happy๐ so it's my only goal... ๐๐ฆ๐ซHarder EA! Harder EA! ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ 1 lootie๐ฆ, 2 lootie๐ฆ๐ฆ, 3 lootie๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ, 4๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ I'm ๐ฐ๐EA's๐๐ฐ ๐Disney princess ๐but I'm also a consumer whore! ๐ He makes me OP๐!He makes me feel good๐! ๐๐๐He makes me feel everything a whale should!~ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐Wa-What!๐๐ฆ๐๏ปฟ
Just me and ๐ฐ๐EA๐๐ฐ, hanging out I wanted some Star Wars๐ so I started to pout ๐ He asked if I was down โฌfor something yummy ๐๐ and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐ฐ๐ฆlooties!๐ฆ๐ฐ Yeah! Yeah!๐๐ฆ I earn them!๐ฆ I buy them!๐ฆ I purchase them whole๐ฆ๐ฐ ๐ It makes ๐ฐ๐EA๐๐ฐ ๐happy๐ so it's my only goal... ๐๐ฆ๐ซHarder EA! Harder EA! ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ 1 lootie๐ฆ, 2 lootie๐ฆ๐ฆ, 3 lootie๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ, 4๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ I'm ๐ฐ๐EA's๐๐ฐ ๐Disney princess ๐but I'm also a consumer whore! ๐ He makes me OP๐!He makes me feel good๐! ๐๐๐He makes me feel everything a whale should!~ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐Wa-What!๐๐ฆ๐๏ปฟ