[Copypasta] Kripp please lick your knee

twitchquotes: Please for the love of god Kripp just lick your goddam knee. I've been sitting here for 10 hours straight watching that boney *** knee of yours by your big lushous mouth. Please just fulfill this one wish I have and lick that sexy *** knee of yours so I can blow my creamy load all over myself and slowly fall into a deep sleep.
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March 2014
Kripp
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It's NOT Sudoku or Subaru. It's Seppuku or Harakiri.

twitchquotes: I鈥檒l have you know I graduated top of my class in the Nihongo (Japanese for you gaijin), and I鈥檝e been involved in numerous study abroad trips to Japan, and I have memorized over 300 kanji characters. You need to learn that the correct term for ritual suicide is Seppuku or Harakiri. It's NOT Sudoku or Subaru. Please educate yourselves.
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October 2014
Kripp

I like pom

twitchquotes: I like pom. You read that wrong. You have a dirty mind and I hope you have a bad day. Goodbye and please go to church. Cleanse your mind, soul and body. Thank you.
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January 2015
Kripp

Kripp please pet your cat

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparian, Leon Tidewellow here, CEO of PETA. My sources tell me that you haven't pet your cat in over 3 years, and thats a little too long. I'll give you 5 minutes, if you don't pet the cat then you WILL be brofisted. Have a nice day!.
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November 2014
Kripp

My eyes are open

twitchquotes: 銉洁技蕵虤賱蜏蕵虤嗉斤緣 MY EYES, ARE OPEN 銉洁技蕵虤賱蜏蕵虤嗉斤緣
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October 2014
Kripp

Four Asians streamed together in harmony...

twitchquotes: (`.麓) Trump. (`.麓) Amaz. (`.麓) MaSsan. (`.麓) Hafu. A few months ago the four Asians streamed together in harmony. Then, everything changed when ( 蜐掳 蜏蕱汀掳) Forsen's Snus Brotherhood attacked. Only (鈼壻勍熲棄) Reynad, master of the Salt could stop them, but when Twitch needed him most - he was too busy complaining on stream. ( 蜖掳賱蜔 蜖掳)
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October 2014
Kripp
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