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Ｗｈｅｎ ｂｅｄ ｍｙ ｌａｐｔｏｐ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｇｏ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ＹｏｕＴｕｂｅ． Ｉ ｐｕｍｐ ｔｈｅ ｂｒｉｇｈｔｎｅｓｓ ａｎｄ ｆｅｅｌ Ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｓｅｘ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｖｉｄｅｏ ａｌｌ ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ Ｋｒｉｐｐａｒｒｉａｎ
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Kripp
I used to be a real ad
More Kripp Copypastas
My 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe"
Take my energy Kripp
twitchquotes:
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 
TAKE MY ENERGY KRIPP ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
TAKE MY ENERGY KRIPP ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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Kripp
I WANT KRIPP TO LOSE
twitchquotes:
I WANT KRIPP TO LOSE I WANT KRIPP TO LOSE I WANT KRIPP TO LOSE
I WANT KRIPP TO LOSE I WANT KRIPP TO LOSE I WANT KRIPP TO LOSE
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Positive "Give me a second guys" copypasta
twitchquotes:
“Give me a second, guys,” Kripp says. “Gotta hit up the bathroom” He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately springs up from his chair and shouts "I LOVE THIS GAME!" before giving Dex a swift pat on the head. As Dex yips loudly in delight, Kripp runs over to give Rania a kiss on the cheek. Rania then tries to take out the trash, but Kripp swiftly grabs the bag from her and does it for her. Elated, Kripp wipes the sweat off his forehead, sits back down, and resumes his stream.
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Kripp
Hello Kripp, Cattarian here. Since I'm dead, my new family bought me sunglasses and propped me up like in that movie Weekend At Bernie's. How you doing in Canadaland? Playing Grindstone? Been lucky? Not dead like me? Say hello to Rania from me.