Hey guys, this is my very first MEME. Hope you guys like it! Thanks for listening.
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The Picture
twitchquotes:Hi Kripp, Micheal here. Yes, your highschool boyfriend. I still have our private picture. "The picture". If you dont want this to be posted on internet - send me your cat.
Hi Kripp, Micheal here. Yes, your highschool boyfriend. I still have our private picture. "The picture". If you dont want this to be posted on internet - send me your cat.
Dennis in a time machine
twitchquotes:The year is 1945. βDennis,β Kripp speaks breathlessly into the night. βGet back to the time machine. We have what we need here.β A foul smirk plays upon his lips as he pockets a top-secret Nazi folder marked βTop Deck.β Lightning flashes and thunder crashes far across the German mountains. βWe will see who says "Salt" now,β he saysβ¦.
The year is 1945. βDennis,β Kripp speaks breathlessly into the night. βGet back to the time machine. We have what we need here.β A foul smirk plays upon his lips as he pockets a top-secret Nazi folder marked βTop Deck.β Lightning flashes and thunder crashes far across the German mountains. βWe will see who says "Salt" now,β he saysβ¦.
Mr. Morosan's deceptive practices
twitchquotes:Twitch Chat (βChatβ) respectfully submits this memorandum of law in support of its motion to enjoin Octavian Morosan (βnl_Krippβ) from distributing false and deceptive advertising for his stream. The "nl" of Mr. Morosan's streaming identity refers to "no life." This is a blatantly deceptive and demonstrably false claim as it can be qualitatively determined that Mr. Morosan does indeed have a life. The Lanham Act merits an injunction preventing Mr. Morosan's deceptive practices.
Twitch Chat (βChatβ) respectfully submits this memorandum of law in support of its motion to enjoin Octavian Morosan (βnl_Krippβ) from distributing false and deceptive advertising for his stream. The "nl" of Mr. Morosan's streaming identity refers to "no life." This is a blatantly deceptive and demonstrably false claim as it can be qualitatively determined that Mr. Morosan does indeed have a life. The Lanham Act merits an injunction preventing Mr. Morosan's deceptive practices.
It's fucking astonishing Resident Evil was a successful franchise
twitchquotes:It's fucking astonishing Resident Evil was a successful franchise. Most of the series is mediocre or terrible. Out of the entire series 1/2/3/4/REmake/RER2 are classics. 5/7/Revelations 2 are really good. Revelations and the Outbreaks are cool. The rest are middling to trash. That includes all 3 Gun Survivor Games, Operation Raccoon City and Umbrella Corps, RE6, Resident Evil Gaiden, Code Veronica, Zero, and both Chronicles games. Plus all the phone garbage and the terrible films. Something having Resident Evil on it is like a 50/50 shot for quality.
It's fucking astonishing Resident Evil was a successful franchise. Most of the series is mediocre or terrible. Out of the entire series 1/2/3/4/REmake/RER2 are classics. 5/7/Revelations 2 are really good. Revelations and the Outbreaks are cool. The rest are middling to trash. That includes all 3 Gun Survivor Games, Operation Raccoon City and Umbrella Corps, RE6, Resident Evil Gaiden, Code Veronica, Zero, and both Chronicles games. Plus all the phone garbage and the terrible films. Something having Resident Evil on it is like a 50/50 shot for quality.