[Copypasta] Hey guys, this is my very first MEME

twitchquotes: Hey guys, this is my very first MEME. Hope you guys like it! Thanks for listening.
twitch chat
September 2016
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SpongeBob is asexual (spoilers)

SpongeBob is asexual No this isn’t some lgbtq+ stuff He’s a fucking sea sponge They reproduce asexually
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I sexually Identify as an the sun

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 Β°C. From now on I want you guys to call me β€œSol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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August 2015

I sexually Identify as

This chat is awful

twitchquotes: This chat is awful, literally ass, except ass can bring pleasure, and this chat is the goddamn antithesis of pleasure. This chat takes life from children and kittens and puts that pure innocence into phallic pus. This chat is disappointment and hate of humanity funneled into barely literate text that takes intelligence and shits all over it before making a shit sculpture out of the souls of everyone watching this whore of a stream. Everyone in this chat is the dregs of humanity, if even that, content with postulating whatever ass talk they can squeeze out of the withered rectum of their wasted lives.
twitch chat
August 2018

I hate Twitch Chat

This is so small to read even for you bro

twitchquotes: α΅€Κ°αΆ¦Λ’ αΆ¦Λ’ Λ’α΅’ ˒ᡐᡃ᢫᢫ α΅—α΅’ Κ³α΅‰α΅ƒα΅ˆ ᡉᡛᡉᢰ αΆ α΅’Κ³ ΚΈα΅’α΅˜ ᡇʳᡒ⋅ α΄°α΅’αΆ°α΅— α΅—Κ³ΚΈ α΅—α΅’ αΆœα΅’αΆ°α΅—αΆ¦αΆ°α΅˜α΅‰ Κ³α΅‰α΅ƒα΅ˆαΆ¦αΆ°α΅ α΅—Κ°αΆ¦Λ’ α΅‡α΅‰αΆœα΅ƒα΅˜Λ’α΅‰ ΚΈα΅’α΅˜Κ³ ᡉʸᡉ˒ Κ·αΆ¦αΆ«αΆ« ˒ᡗᡃʳᡗ α΅—α΅’ Κ°α΅˜Κ³α΅— Λ’α΅’α΅’αΆ° αΆ¦αΆ  ΚΈα΅’α΅˜ α΅ˆα΅’αΆ°α΅— Λ’α΅—α΅’α΅–β‹… α΅‚Κ°ΚΈ α΅ˆα΅’αΆ°α΅— ΚΈα΅’α΅˜ ˒ᡗᡒᡖ﹖⋅⋅⋅⋅ᡍᡒ ᡃʷᡃʸ ᡇʳᡒ α΅ƒαΆ°α΅ˆ Κ³α΅‰α΅ƒα΅ˆ ᡗʰᡉ ᢰᡉˣᡗ αΆœα΅’α΅–ΚΈα΅–α΅ƒΛ’α΅—α΅ƒβ‹… Λ’α΅—α΅’α΅– Κ³α΅‰α΅ƒα΅ˆαΆ¦αΆ°α΅ α΅ƒαΆ«Κ³α΅‰α΅ƒα΅ˆΚΈοΉ— α΄΅ ˒ᡉᡉ ᡗʰᡃᡗ ΚΈα΅’α΅˜ α΅ˆα΅’αΆ°α΅— ʷᡃᢰᢰᡃ ᡍᢦᡛᡉ α΅˜α΅– Κ³α΅‰α΅ƒα΅ˆαΆ¦αΆ°α΅οΉ–β‹…β‹…β‹…Κ·α΅‰αΆ«αΆ« ᡒᡏ, ΚΈα΅’α΅˜ Κ·α΅’αΆ° α΅—Κ°αΆ¦Λ’ ᡗᢦᡐᡉ, α΅‡α΅˜α΅— ΚΈα΅’α΅˜ Λ’Κ°α΅’α΅˜αΆ«α΅ˆ αΆœα΅’α΅–ΚΈα΅–α΅ƒΛ’α΅—α΅‰ α΅—Κ°αΆ¦Λ’ α΅ƒαΆ°α΅ˆ ᡗʰᡃᢰᡏ ᡐᡉ αΆ α΅’Κ³ ʷᡃ˒ᡗᢦᢰᡍ ΚΈα΅’α΅˜Κ³ ᡗᢦᡐᡉ α΅ƒαΆ°α΅ˆ ˒ᡗʳᡉ˒˒ᢦᢰᡍ ΚΈα΅’α΅˜Κ³ ᡉʸᡉ˒ α΅—Κ°α΅’
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