[Copypasta] Easter emoji pasta

Hippity ๐Ÿฐhoppity ๐ŸฐHOES ๐Ÿ‘ฏits Easter ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿญ๐Ÿซand you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿปknow what that means. ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆBig ๐Ÿ‡bunny ๐Ÿฐdaddy ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซis going to bring all his sluttiest ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ณchicks ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅsome of his sweet ๐Ÿซcandy๐Ÿฌ D**K ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…Jesus ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพdied ๐Ÿ™…๐ŸปโŒfor a whole ๐Ÿ’life of sin๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜, but the Easter ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐ŸฅšDaddy๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿป only CUMS ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ†once 1๏ธโƒฃa year๐Ÿ˜ณ. Sendโžก๏ธ this to 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃof your SLUTTIEST ๐Ÿšบ๐Ÿšบ๐Ÿšบdisciples ๐Ÿ’’to get bunny ๐Ÿ‡CUMMIES ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆfor your Easter ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฐand have daddy ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡put his white๐Ÿ˜โ• chocolate ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐ŸซCUM ๐Ÿฆinto one1๏ธโƒฃ of your๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป eggs. If you get โŒ๐ŸšซnoneโŒ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ back youโ€™re ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿปa stillborn๐ŸšผโŽ egg ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿณ(prude) ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’if you get five 5๏ธโƒฃback youโ€™re ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿปdaddies ๐Ÿ‡peep๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฃ show if you get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ˜ฉyouโ€™re a chocolate๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ WHORE ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ฏif you get all 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ youโ€™re daddies๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿผ CARROT ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆCUMPIE ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ
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OURcraft?!?!?

Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜œ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
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ACHOO uh oh you just got the Delta variant!

ACHOOโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿคง๐ŸคงWhat was thatโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Uh-oh ๐Ÿ˜ฏ looks like you just got ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ the Delta variant! ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ Donโ€™t you know ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค’๐Ÿคค the world ๐ŸŒ HOE Organization ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘… called it the most DOMINANT ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ strain since the start of the ๐Ÿ—“ PANTIE-DEMIC ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ˆ No more touching daddy ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿง“๐Ÿผ until you wash ๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿงฝyour dirty ๐Ÿพnasty ๐Ÿคข little ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿผfingers โœ‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿปโœ‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿปfor 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ seconds with sHOEp ๐Ÿงผ and water ๐Ÿ’ง ๐Ÿ‘… otherwise it doesnโ€™t count ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก Time to stop ๐Ÿ›‘ spreading the germs ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿค’and start spreading ๐Ÿ˜งyour legs๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿปbecause everyone ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฆน๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงœ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธhas to keep TWERKING ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆfrom home! ๐Ÿก SEND THIS TO 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ other coronavirus cucks ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿปotherwise Fuckboy Fauci ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€ is cumming for you ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†
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Itโ€™s the end of May the Fourth 4๏ธโƒฃ ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ˜ซ but that means the beginning of ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒตCincHOE de Mayo ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒต get ready to get your TACO eaten ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒฎ and gulp Papi's BURRITO ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿ’ฆ send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of your main ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸพPUTAS ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพwho need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ’ฆ if you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back you're a border hopping ๐Ÿ’๐ŸฝCHOLA ๐Ÿ’๐ŸฝIf you get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back you're a ๐Ÿ’š Green card HOE๐Ÿ’š If you get 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ back you're the๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸฝTelenovela main BITCH ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ If you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back you're getting deported by Trump! ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!
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