[Copypasta] Easter emoji pasta

Hippity 🐰hoppity 🐰HOES πŸ‘―its Easter πŸ“…πŸ­πŸ«and you πŸ‘‰πŸ»know what that means. πŸ‘…πŸ‘„πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦Big πŸ‡bunny 🐰daddy 😫😫😫is going to bring all his sluttiest 😏😳chicks πŸ₯πŸ₯some of his sweet 🍫candy🍬 D**K πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ‘…Jesus πŸ‘³πŸΎdied πŸ™…πŸ»βŒfor a whole πŸ’life of sin😏😏😏, but the Easter πŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šDaddyπŸ‘±πŸ» only CUMS πŸ˜«πŸ†once 1️⃣a year😳. Send➑️ this to 1️⃣5️⃣of your SLUTTIEST 🚺🚺🚺disciples πŸ’’to get bunny πŸ‡CUMMIES πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦for your Easter 🍫πŸ₯🐰and have daddy πŸ‘±πŸ»πŸ‡put his whiteπŸ˜β• chocolate 😩🍫CUM 🍦into one1️⃣ of yourπŸ‘‰πŸ» eggs. If you get ❌🚫noneβŒπŸ™…πŸ»πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ back you’re πŸ‘‰πŸ»a stillborn🚼❎ egg πŸ₯šπŸ³(prude) πŸ‘ΌπŸ»πŸ˜’πŸ˜’if you get five 5️⃣back you’re πŸ‘‰πŸ»daddies πŸ‡peep🐣🐣🐣 show if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back 😩you’re a chocolate🍫🍫 WHORE πŸ˜πŸ‘―if you get all 1️⃣5️⃣ you’re daddiesπŸ•ΊπŸΌ CARROT πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ’¦πŸ’¦CUMPIE 🍰🍰🍰
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