[Copypasta] Easter emoji pasta

Hippity 🐰hoppity 🐰HOES πŸ‘―its Easter πŸ“…πŸ­πŸ«and you πŸ‘‰πŸ»know what that means. πŸ‘…πŸ‘„πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦Big πŸ‡bunny 🐰daddy 😫😫😫is going to bring all his sluttiest 😏😳chicks πŸ₯πŸ₯some of his sweet 🍫candy🍬 D**K πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ‘…Jesus πŸ‘³πŸΎdied πŸ™…πŸ»βŒfor a whole πŸ’life of sin😏😏😏, but the Easter πŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šDaddyπŸ‘±πŸ» only CUMS πŸ˜«πŸ†once 1️⃣a year😳. Send➑️ this to 1️⃣5️⃣of your SLUTTIEST 🚺🚺🚺disciples πŸ’’to get bunny πŸ‡CUMMIES πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦for your Easter 🍫πŸ₯🐰and have daddy πŸ‘±πŸ»πŸ‡put his whiteπŸ˜β• chocolate 😩🍫CUM 🍦into one1️⃣ of yourπŸ‘‰πŸ» eggs. If you get ❌🚫noneβŒπŸ™…πŸ»πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ back you’re πŸ‘‰πŸ»a stillborn🚼❎ egg πŸ₯šπŸ³(prude) πŸ‘ΌπŸ»πŸ˜’πŸ˜’if you get five 5️⃣back you’re πŸ‘‰πŸ»daddies πŸ‡peep🐣🐣🐣 show if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back 😩you’re a chocolate🍫🍫 WHORE πŸ˜πŸ‘―if you get all 1️⃣5️⃣ you’re daddiesπŸ•ΊπŸΌ CARROT πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ’¦πŸ’¦CUMPIE 🍰🍰🍰
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This πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‰ is money snek

twitchquotes: This πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‰ is money snek. πŸπŸπŸ’°πŸ’° Upsnek β¬†β¬†πŸ”œπŸ”œ in 7.123 7⃣ 1⃣2⃣3⃣ snekonds 🐍🐍 or you βœ‹βœ‹ will NEVER ❌❌❌❌ get monies πŸ’°πŸ’° again Beware!! βœ‹βœ‹βŒβŒYou😏😏 don't ❌❌ have much time!!πŸ•›πŸ•§πŸ•πŸ•œπŸ•‘πŸ•πŸ• You 😏😏 may never ❌❌get monies πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸπŸ’°πŸ’° again!!
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have you ever had a dream like this?

have you πŸ‘‰πŸΏ ever 😠 had a dreams πŸ˜΄πŸ’­- thats βœ”- that you πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘€ uhm 😀 you πŸ‘ˆ had you πŸ‘ˆ- you πŸ‘ˆ could- you πŸ‘ˆ do what you πŸ‘‰ want 😍- you πŸ‘ˆ could do- so you πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘¦- you πŸ‘ˆ do- you πŸ‘ˆ could do you πŸ€–πŸ‘ˆ- you πŸ‘ΈπŸ‘‰ wan πŸ”‘- you πŸ‘ΈπŸ‘‰ want πŸ˜‹ him πŸ‘΄ to do so much πŸ”₯ that you πŸ‘‰ could do anything πŸ’°?
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heart been broke

heart πŸ’” been broke πŸ“‰ so many times ⏰ i don’t know πŸ€” what to believe πŸ’― mama πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘© said πŸ—£ it’s my fault 😒 it’s my fault πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈi wear my heart ❀️ on my sleeve πŸ’ͺ i think it’s best πŸ‘πŸ» I put my heart ❀️ on ice 🧊
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Bullish market makes me hard

When the stocks πŸ“ŠπŸ“ go up πŸ“ˆπŸ’Έ, my dick goes too πŸ†β¬†οΈπŸ˜³. Bullish πŸ‚ market 🏬 makes me hard πŸ¦΄πŸ’¦. All the countries πŸ³οΈπŸ΄πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸπŸš©πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³ try to recover πŸ”„ from corona 🦠 so the money πŸ’°πŸ’΅πŸ’Έ flows 🌬 into my pocket πŸ’³. Soon πŸ”œ there will be a crash πŸ“‰πŸ˜­πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜– and the bears 🐻 will crawl 🚼 out of their holes πŸ•³. Then they cut off my greedy dick βœ‚οΈπŸ†πŸ©Έ if I don’t ❌ eat ’em out πŸ‘…πŸ˜Έ. I must turn into a bear πŸ‚βž‘οΈπŸ» and make 🀌🏼 more money πŸ’°πŸ’΅πŸ’Έ and eat some honey 🐻🍯. When I’m done βœ… I’ll throw a party πŸŽ‰πŸ·πŸΎ and eat your ass πŸ‘…πŸ‘.
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