[Copypasta] Easter emoji pasta

Hippity 🐰hoppity 🐰HOES 👯its Easter 📅🍭🍫and you 👉🏻know what that means. 👅👄💊💊💊Big 🐇bunny 🐰daddy 😫😫😫is going to bring all his sluttiest 😏😳chicks 🐥🐥some of his sweet 🍫candy🍬 D**K 🍆💊👅Jesus 👳🏟died 🙅🏻❌for a whole 💝life of sin😏😏😏, but the Easter 🥚🥚🥚Daddy👱🏻 only CUMS 😫🍆once 1⃣a year😳. Send➡ this to 1⃣5⃣of your SLUTTIEST 🚺🚺🚺disciples 💒to get bunny 🐇CUMMIES 💊💊💊for your Easter 🍫🐥🐰and have daddy 👱🏻🐇put his white😏❕ chocolate 😩🍫CUM 🍊into one1⃣ of your👉🏻 eggs. If you get ❌🚫none❌🙅🏻🀊🏻‍♀ back you’re 👉🏻a stillborn🚌❎ egg 🥚🍳(prude) 👌🏻😒😒if you get five 5⃣back you’re 👉🏻daddies 🐇peep🐣🐣🐣 show if you get 1⃣0⃣ back 😩you’re a chocolate🍫🍫 WHORE 😏👯if you get all 1⃣5⃣ you’re daddies🕺🏌 CARROT 🥕🥕💊💊CUMPIE 🍰🍰🍰
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