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September 2016
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Anduin and Uther

twitchquotes: Anduin is standing outside, looking through the window. He sees how Ben Brode SCAMAZes Tyrande. A small tear runs down his face. "Since Tyrande is the new Priest hero, nobody will ever fulfill my wishes and desires..." A muscular hand lays down on Anduin's shoulder. He turns around and gasps. It's Uther, the Lightbringer himself. "Don't worry, I will make sure you will get my Blessing of Might". Anduin's sorrow immediatly vanishes as he is about to receive his blessing. Uther smirks and reveals his 5/3 Assbringer. "Wow..." Anduin says. Uther slams his Assbringer into Anduin's 1/1 Lightspawn. "Well Played" Uther yells as he Consecrates all over Anduin's face. "BY THE HOLY LIGHT!"
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October 2016

Hearthstone

1 Kappa = 1 Prayer

twitchquotes: Don't forget. As Kaceytron once said... Forsen is a 19 year old Russian fanboy that has obvious drug and alcohol problems. Let's all share this message to let people be aware of the danger of being a roleplaying streamer. 1 Kappa = 1 Prayer.
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December 2014
Forsen

War Thunder is like playing chess

It's not that the game is addicting, it's just that there are no decent alternatives. War Thunder is basically the intellectual version of the FPS games that all the stupid children and mongoloid brains play. Instead of just being based purely on twitch "skills" which require as much intellectual ability as closing popup spam windows, in War Thunder you have to use at least some tactics and strategy. FPS games are like playing Pong on high speed. War Thunder is like playing chess. The art of gaming is simply dead for big brains. 20 years ago there were tons of games that required brainpower because PC gaming back then was by nerds and for nerds, but then the corporate suits took over and were like "broaden the appeal to we can make more sales" so everything got dumbed down to the lowest common denominator. My GF asked me if I was "having fun" playing War Thunder, and I looked at her like she was a fucking retard to even consider that sentence a valid question. I don't have FUN playing War Thunder. This game routinely pisses me off and makes me rage. However, when I stomp the entire enemy team and crush them so utterly I can hear the lamentations of their mothers, I feel satisfaction. I spent weeks grinding for Operation Winter. The vikings had a word for this. They called it Valhalla. Endless war. Endless combat. Knowing only victory and death. Bathing in the blood of your enemies. You get 15 kills and bask in glory and rewards, and think: what should I do now? Should I get in my Honda Fit and tour the local strip mall for my Triumph? Should I microwave some tendies and throw myself a great Feast? But there is only one option. There is only ever one option. To Battle! Various cultures have alternatively described the gameplay loop of War Thunder as their vision of Heaven or Hell. It is both.
January 2021

You guys need to remove the American flags from the courtroom in NoPixel

You guys ๐Ÿ‘จ need to remove โŒ the American flags ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and seals from the courtroom ๐Ÿ‘จ โš–๏ธ in nopixel. your idea of court ๐Ÿ‘ฉ โš–๏ธ does not represent the American ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ judicial system at all and serves only as propaganda ๐Ÿง and is perverting the sense of the judicial system to impressionable youth ๐Ÿ‘ถ . to protect yourselves ๐Ÿฉน you should probably fix ๐Ÿ”จ it before it becomes an actual legal problem just a heads up ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ†™ considering you guys are European ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
December 2021

GTA RP

Gonna go against the grain here and say YTA

Gonna go against the grain here and say YTA. Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with you? I simply canโ€™t fucking believe that you would make such an idiotic decision. Youโ€™re a disgusting little crawly lobotomite and you deserve to perish in a dark deep abyss where you belong. Iโ€™ve gone ahead and removed one reddit upvote from your account by โ€œdownvotingโ€ this comment. I hope you rethink your actions in the future. Fuck you.
August 2021

Am I The Asshole?

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