[Copypasta] Streamer is a Hydraposter

twitchquotes: I feel that when I post Hydras in [streamer name]'s stream, he secretly enjoys it. First, Nightbot's symbol spamming feature is disabled. Second, the slight sardonic intonation in his voice leads me to suspect that he thinks it's funny. Furthermore, I only ever get 24 hour bans for summoning. If he truly had distain for the Holy Hydra, he would just permaban all the followers. Instead, deep down, I feel [streamer name] is a Hydraposter.
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February 2021
(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding

twitchquotes: ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ) krippFist Hey Kripp, here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ go *** yourself Kappa
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Pikachu

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twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan Lost to EU at Worlds FeelsBadMan Lost to EU at MSI FeelsBadMan Lost to EU at Rift Rivals FeelsBadMan EU lul... I guess... FeelsBadMan at least I can laugh at H2K FeelsGoodMan Nvm still more semis than us FeelsBadMan ๐Ÿ”ซ
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It's not TOP totem, it's BOTTOM totem

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Globglogabgalab

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