[Copypasta] Streamer is a Hydraposter

twitchquotes: I feel that when I post Hydras in [streamer name]'s stream, he secretly enjoys it. First, Nightbot's symbol spamming feature is disabled. Second, the slight sardonic intonation in his voice leads me to suspect that he thinks it's funny. Furthermore, I only ever get 24 hour bans for summoning. If he truly had distain for the Holy Hydra, he would just permaban all the followers. Instead, deep down, I feel [streamer name] is a Hydraposter.
twitch chat
February 2021
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A donger with a monocle

twitchquotes: (โ•ญเฒฐ_โŠ™) what, never seen a donger with a monocle? (โ•ญเฒฐ_โŠ™)
twitch chat
May 2015
Kripp

Yer in proper mess ya nob head

twitchquotes: แดœ แดกแดแด› แด8? ษช sแดกแด‡ส€ แดœ แด€ส€แด‡ แดษดแด‡ แด„สœแด‡แด‡แด‹ส แด„แดœษดแด› แดแด€แด›แด‡, sแด€ส ษชแด› แด›แด แดส า“แด€แด„แด‡ แด€ษดแด… ษดแดแด› แดษดสŸษชษดแด‡ แด€ษดแด… แดกแด‡'สŸสŸ sแด‡แด‡ แดกสœแด€แด› สœแด€แด˜แด˜แด‡ษดs. ษช sแดกแด‡ส€ 2 แด„สœส€ษชsแด› I'สŸสŸ สœแดแดแด‹ สแดแดœ ษชษด แด›สœแด‡ ษขแด€ส™ส™แด€. สแดแดœ ส™แด‡แด›แด›แด‡ส€ sสœแดœแด› สแดแดœส€ แดแดแดœแด›สœ แดส€ ษชแด แด„แด€สŸสŸษชษดษข แดแด‡ สœแดแดแด‡ส™แดสs ส€ษชแด›แด‡ ษดแดแดก แด˜ส€แด‡แด˜แด€ส€ษชษด า“แดส€ แด€ แด˜ส€แดแด˜แด‡ส€ ส€แดœแดส™สŸแด‡. แด›สœแด€ ส€แดœแดส™สŸแด‡ แด›สœแด€แด›สŸสŸ แดแด€แด‹แด‡ สแดแดœส€ ษดแด€ษด sแดส€แด‡ แดŠแดœs สœแด‡แด€ส€ษชษด ส™แดแดœแด› ษชแด›. สแด‡ส€ ษชษด แด˜ส€แดแด˜แด‡ส€ แดแด‡ss สแด€ ษดแดส™ สœแด‡แด€แด….
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

paul "scarra" walker

twitchquotes: Yesterday we lost a good man. I'm of course talking about Paul "Scarra" Walker. He was on his way home from raising his dongers when a drunk driver named Marcus "Dyrone" Hill crashed into him. Dyrone has now been placed into custody.
twitch chat
July 2014
Dyrus

A woman and a redditor?

A woman and a redditor? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt * ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka ~masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~
August 2021

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krippO

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August 2016
Kripp
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