[Copypasta] Kripp can't beat anyone

The emergency surgery of Sandeep was a critical failure

twitchquotes: ＢＲＥＡＫＩＮＧＮＥＷＳ：Tʜᴇ ᴇᴍᴇʀɢᴇɴᴄʏ sᴜʀɢᴇʀʏ ᴏғ Sᴀɴᴅᴇᴇᴘ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴄʀɪᴛɪᴄᴀʟ ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ! Exᴘᴇʀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ʟᴏᴄᴀʟs ᴛᴏ ᴇᴠᴀᴄᴜᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴇᴀ ᴀs ᴀ sᴛᴏʀᴍ ᴏғ ᴀɴᴀʟ-sᴇᴡᴀɢᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴇʀᴜᴘᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴄᴛᴜᴍ ᴏғ Sᴀɴᴅᴇᴇᴘ!

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Dennis

twitchquotes: ｗｈｅｎｄｅｎｎｉｓｓｍｉｔｅ，ｍｙｅｙｅａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｇｏｔｏｔｈｅｈｅｒｏｈｅａｌｔｈ．ｉｗａｔｃｈｔｈｅｈｅｒｏｈｅａｌｔｈａｎｄｆｅｅｌｉｈａｖｅｓｅｘｗｉｔｈｔｈｅ２ｓｋｉｐｐｅｄｔｕｒｎ．ａｌｌｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇｓｕｄｏｋｕ

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

Marginally optimizing a children's game!

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, loyal fan chiming in here (for once). I think your stream is great! I would have spent my time working towards a cure for cancer, or how to automate food production in the 3rd world, but luckily i stumbled onto your stream and now I can waste my time watching you marginally optimize a children's game! What a career you have made!

twitch chat

October 2014

Kripp

I hate myself and my life

twitchquotes: I hate myself and my life, but instead of improving either of those things, I'm drinking alone while watching a rich, balding vegan play children's card games for 15 thousand other losers FeelsBadMan

twitch chat

July 2018

Kripp

Hearthstone

Dear Kripp, This is Twitch CEO Dick McPeenballs

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Kripp can't beat anyone

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