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Jade Idol When this card enters the chat, shuffle 3 more copies into the chat
Jade Idol When this card enters the chat, shuffle 3 more copies into the chat
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I used to be a real ad
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Scraggly vegan is the only one left
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BOB “You’re doing GREAT out there!” I exclaim with as much enthusiasm as I can this late in the day. The scraggly vegan is the only one left in the tavern, his attention focused entirely on the card game we put out to entertain children and toddlers. “I don’t wanna talk about it guys” cries the man, knocking his cup of vegan water over. I try to reassure him that everyone has bad luck now and then, but he just ignores me, as always. This tavern attracts some strange types indeed.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Unrelease taunt cards or I'll do it SMOrc
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̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\. UNRELEASE TAUNT CARDS OR I'LL DO IT ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\.
̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\. UNRELEASE TAUNT CARDS OR I'LL DO IT ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Alright, rogue I guess
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"Alright, rogue, I guess" "Haven't picked mage in a while, let's go mage "Paladin isn't that good, but alright"
"Alright, rogue, I guess" "Haven't picked mage in a while, let's go mage "Paladin isn't that good, but alright"
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Blessings to you, Oh Salty One
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Blessings to you, Oh Salty One. This is Pope Francis, leader of the Catholic Church. My son, why do you avoid choosing Priest for your arena runs? Are you so afraid of attaining Salvation? It worries me that you prefer playing the murderous rogue or the destructive mage to the humble priest. You have sinned much already through your veganism, but atonement can be reached through more Priest runs. Thank you and God Bless.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
My son, why did you tap last?
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In Romanian village there is very little water. Papparian is thirsty and asks Kripparian to get some water for him from the water tap 2 miles away. Kripp decides to go to the store first. A few hours later Kripp brings Papparian his water, only to find Papparian has had a heat stroke. With his dying breath, Papparian asks "My son, why did you tap last?"
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Kripp