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Jade Idol When this card enters the chat, shuffle 3 more copies into the chat
Jade Idol When this card enters the chat, shuffle 3 more copies into the chat
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I feel Kripp fisting me through the stream
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Every morning, I wake up only to watch Kripp play Hearthstone arena. I decide to subscribe to Kripp, join the '5-dollar club', to be part of Kripp himself. 'Welcome', Kripp exclaims, 'to the 5-dollar club!'. He gives the stream a brofist. I feel Kripp fisting me through the stream. A silent tear of joy escapes my eye.
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Kripp
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James Patterson plays Druid
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The date is December 19th, 2018, at 630 am. James Patterson has just finished making his morning coffee. James Patterson hates his job, but looks forward each morning to playing ladder with the one deck he could afford to craft: Druid. On turn two, he attempts to drag Wild Growth onto the battlefield. He rubs his eyes, and to his horror sees that the card now costs 3 mana. With nothing left to live for, James Patterson opens his apartment window and buys a subaru.
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Hearthstone
Kripp doesn't topdeck, cards just manifest in his hand
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Stop it guys, Kripp doesn't topdeck cards, they just manifest in his hand, only his opponents draw from the top of their decks 
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Kripp
Hearthstone
My name is Mighticus Totemicus Spamicus
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<:::::[]=Β€β₯βΜβ€My name is Mighticus Totemicus Spamicus, commander of the Armies of the RNG, General of the β₯βΜβ€ Legions, loyal servant to the true Shaman Kripparrian. Buff to a β₯βΜβ€ son, and buff to a β₯βΜβ€ wife. I will make all totems mighty, whether in this game or the next. <:::::[]=Β€β₯βΜβ€
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Fast forward computer time to open TGT packs
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fast forward computer time to August 26 2015 so you can open TGT packs everyone copy pasta this so reynad can see
fast forward computer time to August 26 2015 so you can open TGT packs everyone copy pasta this so reynad can see
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Reynad