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Jade Idol When this card enters the chat, shuffle 3 more copies into the chat
Jade Idol When this card enters the chat, shuffle 3 more copies into the chat
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(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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1/1 Webspinner
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Hi Reynad, I just wanted to thank you for not ruining my life. I was lucky enough to go on a date with a girl last night and she ended up wanting to ride my 1/1 webspinner. She wasn't on birth control but luckily I was able to use code TEMPOSTORM to get 100% off teenage parenthood 
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Going face was the correct play
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This is the Totemic Might police
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β₯Β·ΜΏΔΉΜ―Β·ΜΏ ΜΏβ€ This is the Totemic Might police, you're coming with us Reynad. β₯Β·ΜΏΔΉΜ―Β·ΜΏ ΜΏβ€
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