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Jade Idol When this card enters the chat, shuffle 3 more copies into the chat
Jade Idol When this card enters the chat, shuffle 3 more copies into the chat
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I used to be a real ad
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There is no need to be angry
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Hello Kripparian, "Truesilver Champion" is a common rarity card! This means that there are many chances during an arena draft to choose it compared to the rare, epic or legendary cards! It is not unreasonable for a Paladin deck to have 1 or more of "Truesilver Champion" so there is no need to be angry!
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Kripp
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Hearthstone is unfair!
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HEARTHSTONE IS UNFAIR! FACE WARRIOR IS IN THERE! PATCHES IN HIS POSSESSION! PLO TTING HIS AGGRESSION!
HEARTHSTONE IS UNFAIR! FACE WARRIOR IS IN THERE! PATCHES IN HIS POSSESSION! PLO TTING HIS AGGRESSION!
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Hearthstone
I hate myself and my life
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I hate myself and my life, but instead of improving either of those things, I'm drinking alone while watching a rich, balding vegan play children's card games for 15 thousand other losers 
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Kripp
Hearthstone
I want to play Patron Warrior but I'm missing some components
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Hey Reynad, I want to play Patron Warrior but I'm missing some components. I don't have Grim Patron, Frothing Berserker, Warsong Commander, the Warrior class, and the Hearthstone game. Can you suggest some replacements?
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Reynad
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Please ask your opponent to emote Kripp
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Dear Kripp, whenever I watch you it is hard for me to tell if my video has frozen or not because your face never moves. Please ask your opponent to emote so I know it's live!
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Kripp