Flying, and travel in general, is stressful. And want to know one of the best stress relievers? That's right, masturbation. So what if a person wants to relieve some of that tension by spanking the monkey or flicking the bean? There's nothing wrong with paddling the pink canoe or Jackin' the beanstalk. It's totally natural to give yourself a nice little under the pants handshake. We all need to visit the purple headed soldier from time to time. It's not hurting anyone so if it's not your forte, just put on your headphones and ignore the man next to you playing a solo on his skin flute. Society should be way more accepting of masturbation on airplanes.
This Putin guy is insane!! 🔥
-1,68m manlet 😈🙏🏻
-0 pussy 😹
-0 major cities conquered 💀
-0 hairs left on his head 😈🙏🏻
-currency less valuable than robux 🔥👍
-empty threats merchant 🤯
-1,68cm 😹😹😹😹
Better dictator than Stalin??? 🔥
-1,68m manlet 😈🙏🏻
-0 pussy 😹
-0 major cities conquered 💀
-0 hairs left on his head 😈🙏🏻
-currency less valuable than robux 🔥👍
-empty threats merchant 🤯
-1,68cm 😹😹😹😹
Better dictator than Stalin??? 🔥
I'm still not as salty as you
twitchquotes:Reynad, I went to Isreal the other week. I went to the dead sea and floated on the incredibly salty water. I managed to get some in my mouth, and then came out ate a pretzel, and a hot dog with extra salt. And then ate an entire salt lick. I'm still not a salty as you.
Reynad, I went to Isreal the other week. I went to the dead sea and floated on the incredibly salty water. I managed to get some in my mouth, and then came out ate a pretzel, and a hot dog with extra salt. And then ate an entire salt lick. I'm still not a salty as you. PJSalt
Dongerino type 3X400
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