[Copypasta] I'm just a poor pasta maker

twitchquotes: I'm just a poor pasta maker struggling to make a living in this world. I may not be as fast as those big pasta factories with their fancy machines, but I am committed to providing you a quality pasta experience. I use only the freshest and dankest artisanal memes, and I can assure you that when you RIP in spaghetti, you'll never forgetti.
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January 2017
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Pro players that go to tournaments are not the best

twitchquotes: The "pro" players that go to tournaments and stuff are NOT the best players in the world, not even close. These are just the best players of the type of losers who have the personality deficiency that compels them to actually go to gaming tournaments.
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The true glory of Moonmoon's improvised story-telling

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Squidward

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3Head

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February 2019

Ripperoni Pepperoni dude

twitchquotes: βœ“I'm just gonna shove this shit out βœ“ *I'm pretty strong right now* βœ“ *FUCK man* βœ“ *NO SMALL CAT THOSE ARE MY RIBS* βœ“ *I love it dude* βœ“ *Epic nice dude* βœ“ *Just gonna go shop* βœ“ Did that really fucking hit me? βœ“ Ripperoni Pepperoni dude βœ“.
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March 2015
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