[Copypasta] I'm just a poor pasta maker

twitchquotes: I'm just a poor pasta maker struggling to make a living in this world. I may not be as fast as those big pasta factories with their fancy machines, but I am committed to providing you a quality pasta experience. I use only the freshest and dankest artisanal memes, and I can assure you that when you RIP in spaghetti, you'll never forgetti.
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January 2017
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My BODY is machine that turns diary products into spicy liquid diarrhea

My ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธBODY๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ is a ๐Ÿš‚๐Œ๐€๐‚๐‡๐ˆ๐๐„๐Ÿš‚ that turns ๐Ÿ„๐’น๐’ถ๐’พ๐“‡๐“Ž ๐“…๐“‡๐‘œ๐’น๐“Š๐’ธ๐“‰๐“ˆ๐Ÿฅ› into โžก ๐Ÿ”ฅโ“ˆโ“…โ’พโ’ธโ“Ž๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿณ๐“๐’พ๐“†๐“Š๐’พ๐’น๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐”ป๐•€๐”ธโ„โ„โ„๐”ผ๐”ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช
March 2021

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Jared 10 years later...

twitchquotes: Ten years later, after retiring from Dignitas, Jared quit league, settled down, and found a girl he loved. Everything was going great until one night, after an incredibly romantic dinner, she dropped to her knees and proposed to Jared. As she opened the small box in her hands, Jared gasped when he saw the stone: two diamonds. His future wife leaned up next to his ear, slipped the ring on his finger, and whispered, "Don't be a p ussy."
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April 2016
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Shia LaBeouf "Just Do It"

DO IT, just DO IT! Donโ€™t let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday, you said tomorrow. So just. DO IT! Make. your dreams. COME TRUE! Justโ€ฆ do it! Some people dream of success, while youโ€™re gonna wake up and work HARD at it! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!You should get to the point where anyone else would quit, and youโ€™re not gonna stop there. NO! What are you waiting for? โ€ฆ DO IT! Justโ€ฆ DO IT! Yes you can! Just do it! If youโ€™re tired of starting over, stop. giving. up.
March 2021

Christmas for a wsb trader

As the tree blinks from white to red to green, you look at the void under the tree that previously held presents. Fewer this year than usual, but some. How did you get here? Boredom? In March, you felt trapped with your wife and infant. You needed something to pass the time. Something you could throw yourself into fully. โ€œAre you coming to bed?โ€ your wife yells down the stairs. It seemed harmless at first, but as the pandemic drew on, so did your investment. Youโ€™ll stop soon, though. โ€œSoon!โ€ you reply, and you hear her feet climb the steps. The lights start to blink chaotically. You cringe because you could only afford the junk strands at CVS. Suddenly they haltโ€”the alternation feature brokenโ€”on red. The red fills the room and covers your flesh. You look down at your hands, and they look like theyโ€™re bleeding. Like your calls. After a timeโ€”hours?โ€”you realize youโ€™re sitting in complete darkness. Your lights have expired, worthless.
December 2020

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