[Copypasta] I'm just a poor pasta maker

twitchquotes: I'm just a poor pasta maker struggling to make a living in this world. I may not be as fast as those big pasta factories with their fancy machines, but I am committed to providing you a quality pasta experience. I use only the freshest and dankest artisanal memes, and I can assure you that when you RIP in spaghetti, you'll never forgetti.
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January 2017
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That hunk of a man is an E-sports athlete?

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Seraphine is real. I don’t care what you want to say

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November 2020

League of Legends

Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who asked

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January 2021

Classic

Who Asked?

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November 2021
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