[Copypasta] I'm just a poor pasta maker

twitchquotes: I'm just a poor pasta maker struggling to make a living in this world. I may not be as fast as those big pasta factories with their fancy machines, but I am committed to providing you a quality pasta experience. I use only the freshest and dankest artisanal memes, and I can assure you that when you RIP in spaghetti, you'll never forgetti.
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Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid!

twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid! FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan May as well not even bother! FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan And Still my pyramid sucks so very much! FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan I really am the worst!
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KAPOW

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Look, kid. You wanna give up?

twitchquotes: Look, πŸ‘€ kid. πŸ‘¦ You πŸ‘ˆ wanna πŸ™ˆ give πŸ‘‰ up? πŸ”Ί Fine. πŸ‘Œ But πŸ‘ you πŸ‘ˆ didn't 🚫 get πŸ”Ÿ here πŸ‘ by 😈 giving 😘 up. πŸ”Ί You πŸ‘ˆ didn't 🚫 get πŸ”Ÿ this πŸ‘ˆ far 🌌 by 😈 giving 😘 up. πŸ”Ί You πŸ‘ˆ didn't 🚫 get πŸ”Ÿ all πŸ’― these πŸ‘ˆ followers, fans, admirers, and πŸ‘ hot πŸ”₯ groupies by 😈 giving 😘 up. πŸ”Ί Don't 🚫 give πŸ‘‰ up. πŸ”Ί You're πŸ‘‰ the πŸ‘ champ. You're πŸ‘‰ the πŸ‘ boshy.
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