[Copypasta] I'm just a poor pasta maker

twitchquotes: I'm just a poor pasta maker struggling to make a living in this world. I may not be as fast as those big pasta factories with their fancy machines, but I am committed to providing you a quality pasta experience. I use only the freshest and dankest artisanal memes, and I can assure you that when you RIP in spaghetti, you'll never forgetti.
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January 2017
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SHOVE A HAMSTER

twitchquotes: γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ SHOVE A HAMSTER IN MY ASS γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰
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March 2014
Reynad

Ben Shapiro asks his mom for Robux

Now, let’s say πŸ—£ hypothetically, you πŸ‘†, my mother πŸ‘ͺ. Were to give 🎁 me, your πŸ‘‰ son πŸ™Žβ€β™‚οΈ, your πŸ‘‰ credit πŸ’Έ card πŸ’³ information πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ. So I πŸ‘₯ could make πŸ›  a purchase πŸ’² of 500 πŸ’― robux πŸ‘ on the Roblox.com/store. Contrary to what my sister πŸ‘±β€β™€οΈ will have you πŸ‘† believe πŸ™…πŸ», I πŸ‘₯ have done βœ… a very β€Ό good πŸ‘Œ job πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ€΅ of doing my chores 🧼, including πŸ“², but πŸ‘ not limited πŸ”’ to; The dishes πŸ˜³πŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸΌ, the laundry and the taking πŸ‘Š out the trash β›ΉοΈβ€β™€οΈπŸ‘ΆπŸ—‘.
December 2020

Ben Shapiro

Reynad is inspiring

twitchquotes: Reynad, you have inspired me so much. Without you I would never have been able to come to terms with my genital warts and how they are natural. I am no longer ashamed of them and would like you to someday see them! Thank you.
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March 2014
Reynad

I AM OCTOSARI

twitchquotes: I AM OCTOSARI Squid4 YOU PLAY ME IN TURN 8 Squid4 I HAVE 8 ATTACK Squid4 I HAVE 8 HEALTH Squid4 I DRAW 8 CARDS Squid4 I HAVE 8 TENTACLES Squid4 MY NAME HAS 8 LETTERS Squid4 AND THERE ARE 8 TENTACLES IN THIS MESSAGE Squid4
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August 2019

Hearthstone

Eminem Stan lyrics

twitchquotes: Dear kripp, I wrote you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's dexter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father. My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you kripp, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan P.S. we should be together too
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September 2019
Kripp
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