[Copypasta] Flex Tape

twitchquotes: To show you the power of Flex Tape, I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF and repaired it with only Flex Tape. Not only does Flex Tape's powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong, water-tight seal so the inside is completely dry. YEE DOGGIE! Just cut, peel, stick, and seal. Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!
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August 2018
What happened to this ad? :(
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Tuck Frump into bed

twitchquotes: I would tuck frump into bed every night if I could
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December 2014
Kripp

Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth

twitchquotes: Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth: ~ KappaPride 　　　 ~ KappaPride 　　　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　　 　~ KappaPride ~ KappaPride 　 　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　 　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　 　　　~ KappaPride
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March 2016
Forsen

Classic

KappaPride

what do you say when you come? murk durgle

About 5 years ago I was making a character on an RPG and my ex girlfriend was sitting next to me talking to me and asking me questions about my game. I had a dwarf and dreamed up the name Murk Durgle. My ex hated that name and said it felt gross, like the word moist. I shrugged it off. We went about our day and after putting the kids to bed we started having sex. She tells me she's about to come and I bellow out "MUUUURRRKKKK DUUUURGLE" and she punches me in the chest and yelled at me "what the fuck dude?! You fucking murk durgled me?! Give me my vibrator and get the fuck out" Then I sat out in the kitchen laughing for a few minutes
January 2022

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April 2021
xQcOW

When chugging RedBull™ I have more energy to stream

twitchquotes: When chugging RedBull™ I have more energy to stream. When my friend drank the competition's Monster energy drink he literally died. RedBull™ however keeps me full of energy and ready to stream. RedBull™ RedBull™ RedBull™
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May 2015
Reynad

sellout

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