[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can stack 7 Doritos chips

Only the chosen o DoritosChip ne can stack the doritoes one by one can you st DoritosChip ack the doritoes like a man or cry like a little baby DoritosChip scrub. Three doritoes is for pussies, chosen one DoritosChip PogChamp wants to stack higher. Is four to little for yo DoritosChip u how about five. NO Way PogChamp wants six No no DoritosChip no PogChamp wants SEVEN of it. The real and only chos DoritosChip en one is always me.
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twitchquotes: After his shift at McDonald's, Tanner sits alone in his dark, dingy apartment, waiting for Kripp's stream to begin. As soon as Kripp's face appears, he begins one of his tirades, insulting and mocking Kripp, the happily-married, multi-millionaire video game streaming sensation. "That'll show him", Tanner mutters to himself, as his life continues its downward spiral.
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September 2021

Yo Mama guy

โ €โฃดโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกงโ €โ €โ € โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃพโฃโ €โ €โ € โ ˆโ ฃโขดโก–โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโฃคโฃคโ ถโฃโฃ โกคโ €โฃ€โ €โฃ€โ €โ €โฃ โก„โ €โ €โข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ €โ ‰โ ปโกฆโ € โ €โฃฐโกโข€โก€โ €โข โก„โ €โข€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ‡โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ พโ ฟโกคโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ณโ ถโ บโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โฃคโ คโ ดโ ƒโ € โ €โขพโฃคโฃฟโข€โก€โขธโก€โฃ โฃฟโก‡โ €โก€โ €โข โกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขžโฃ‹โข‰โก›โขฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ›โฃฏโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ ปโฃพโ โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ โ ‰โกฟโ €โ ˆโ ‰โฃฟโ ˜โ งโ ผโ ณโ ถโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโ Ÿโ ‰โ โ €โ โ ‘โขทโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โกฐโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃคโขคโฃ„โ šโขปโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ  โฃ‡โฃดโ „โ €โขปโ €โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ „โ  โกพโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขทโ €โขขโก†โ €โ ฐโ ถโกถโ €โ €โ €โฃพโ ‹โ €โก€โขปโฃงโ ›โ ›โฃฆโก€โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โขฟโฃฐโฃ‡โขธโฃ‡โกญโฃ‘โก„โ €โ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โกˆโ €โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ ™โฃฟโ โขธโ ‡โ €โฃผโฃฟโ €โขปโก‚โ €โขธโก‡โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ โ ˆโขนโ ‹โ €โ ˆโ ปโก„โ ฐโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โกดโ ’โ ‰โฃ‰โฃ‰โฃ‰โฃ‰โฃนโฃฆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ นโฃธโ €โข โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โขธโก‡โ €โ ฟโฃ„โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โขโฃกโ ”โ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ ˆโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโก†โขธโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โฃธโ ‡โ €โ €โขธโก‡ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ณโฃถโ ‚โ ‰โฃ™โฃปโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ ทโ ถโ ถโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‡โ €โ ›โขนโก‡โฃฟโ €โข โฃคโ žโ  โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฑโฃคโกžโ โ €โ นโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ „โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกคโ ถโขฎโฃธโ โ €โข€โกนโ ‚โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ปโฃ…โ €โ €โ €โขนโฃ†โ €โ €โข โฃคโก€โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โ ฟโ ถโ ถโ พโ ›โ โ €โ €โ €โฃคโ €โ €โ ธโฃ‡โฃ€โฃผโขกโฃคโฃคโ ตโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ทโฃ„โ €โ €โขฟโก†โ €โข โกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโก„โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ ˆโฃฟโฃถโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃ„โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขปโฃ†โ ˆโขทโ €โฃพโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โกพโ โฃธโกฟโ ˜โฃทโฃ„โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโฃ€โฃ  โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃฝโก†โ ˆโ ›โขโฃ€โข€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃคโฃคโกดโ –โ ›โ ‰โ €โฃดโ Ÿโ โ €โฃทโ ™โ ›โ ฟโขฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ปโฃฅโฃฟโฃถโ ›โ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โข‰โฃฉโกญโ ฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ˜โฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ โ ‘โกถโ –โขปโ โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ ˆโขงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ ‡โ €โ ˆโขทโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โก—โ ’โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกพโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โขจโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ โ ดโ žโ ‹โขนโก„โ €โ €โ €โข‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโกดโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โกคโ –โ ‹โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ณโฃ„โ €โ €โขˆโฃโฃ€โฃคโกคโขดโฃถโ ฟโ ›โ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโฃพโฃฏโฃฅโฃคโ คโขคโฃคโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกพโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ™โ ณโขคโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃผโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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September 2021

Hi Toast, this is Volibear's son

twitchquotes: Hi Toast, this is Volibear's son. Please Toast, could you give my dad some time off? I never get to play with him anymore ever since patch 9.14. I remember all the fun we used to have before he was so busy, he used to teach me chain attacks and always said "I never say no to a good ol cursed blade!". Whenever he comes home he seems too tired to play, his attack speed is 15% less! Since he left my mom's not been the same and she hits me, she'd never do this if my dad was here. Please Mr Toast.
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July 2019
DisguisedToast

Teamfight Tactics

48 year man from somalia

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp Aryan, am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england.. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "heart of stone" and i want to become the goodest player like you. I play with 400 ping on US server and i am rakn 17. pls no copy pasterino my story
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November 2014
Kripp

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