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Gold Cards should have a slight buff
twitchquotes:I feel like Gold Cards should have a slight buff, like +1 attack or -1 mana or something... not that big of a change, just so itβd make Gold Cards worth it..
I feel like Gold Cards should have a slight buff, like +1 attack or -1 mana or something... not that big of a change, just so itβd make Gold Cards worth it..
Chess is too basic for Kripp
twitchquotes:"Well," Kripp drawled, a toothy grin splitting his face, "I think chess is a little too basic a game for me. I mean, only 6 different types of pieces? It's a game for children. No strategy whatsoever" That said, he proceeded to chortle as his opponents Huffer triggered his effigy, creating a Nexus Champion Sarad. "Outplayed."
"Well," Kripp drawled, a toothy grin splitting his face, "I think chess is a little too basic a game for me. I mean, only 6 different types of pieces? It's a game for children. No strategy whatsoever" That said, he proceeded to chortle as his opponents Huffer triggered his effigy, creating a Nexus Champion Sarad. "Outplayed."
Kripp invites Hotform to a friendly Fireside duel
twitchquotes:Hotform sees another invite to a friendly Fireside duel from Kripp and wants to move into fetal curl, but his hand is chained to the heater. Rania steps next to his laptop, putting dry bread and tap water down. βCome, Hotform, it is only 3 more hours today. You can even have some lettuce for dinner.β His eyes tear up while he accepts the invite and mulligans his hand, but then he sees Krippβs first minion: Lucentbark. βNo, nononono, please, please! Kill me! Just kill me! CHAT! CHAT HELP ME!β
Hotform sees another invite to a friendly Fireside duel from Kripp and wants to move into fetal curl, but his hand is chained to the heater. Rania steps next to his laptop, putting dry bread and tap water down. βCome, Hotform, it is only 3 more hours today. You can even have some lettuce for dinner.β His eyes tear up while he accepts the invite and mulligans his hand, but then he sees Krippβs first minion: Lucentbark. βNo, nononono, please, please! Kill me! Just kill me! CHAT! CHAT HELP ME!β
Lucentbark summon quote
twitchquotes:π³ THIS π² IS π΄ NOT π YOUR π² HOME π³ INVADER π²
π³ THIS π² IS π΄ NOT π YOUR π² HOME π³ INVADER π²
I am the BM in the lethal, the salt in the defeat
twitchquotes:The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come.
The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come.
