[Copypasta] Dan from the next room over

twitchquotes: Hello this is Dan from the next room over. Can you shut the fuck up for 2 minutes it's almost 2am and I can still hear you. I have had a hard day doing REAL work for 13 hours and all I want is a bit of peace and quiet. LOL just kidding it's Tanner from highschool again, enjoy playing your kids games while I'm hanging out with Becca. We're watching re-runs of that time you lost that little card game tournament. Peace out, squirt
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December 2018

Hearthstone

Tanner from High School

(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Reynad was getting ready for his first HTC cast

twitchquotes: Reynad was getting ready for his first HTC cast. His palms were sweaty. Frodan sits next to him, "are you nervous Andrey?" Reynad wipes away his tears and says, "not anymore". They both smile and place their hands on each other's crotch under the desk. Reynad closes his eyes. KappaPride
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March 2016
Reynad

Hearthstone

KappaPride

IF YOU TOUCH THE ARMOR, GO TO SLEEP

twitchquotes: SLEEP TEST πŸ›‘οΈ IF YOU TOUCH THE ARMOR, GO TO SLEEP ⎝ ResidentSleeper
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August 2019

Hearthstone

Kripp BMs an opponent in Hearthstone

twitchquotes: Hey guys, I want to tell you about a terrible experience I had. I'm a 12 year old boy, I'm quite a nice guy but I've had a rough time lately. My dad left us a few years ago and my mom beats me. I'm very shy and I am bullied at school. Anyways, I played Hearthstone to take my mind of all this stuff. I played Kripp and he said I was a "Mind-blowingly bad hunter", "This guy is a garbage human being", and he said that I'm "a super shit person". He hated me so much and this makes me very sad. :(
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July 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday

twitchquotes: I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday. I told him it would be cool to see him play arena again. He said, β€œWhy, so you can snipe me at 8 wins?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was β€œHuh?” but he kept cutting me off and going β€œhuh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I thought he was going for a brofist, so I extended my hand only to have it slapped away in disgust. Later on I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen murlocs in his hands without paying.
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July 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

HELLO BLIZZARD I WANT TO REPORT A BUG

twitchquotes: πŸ“ž BabyRage HELLO BLIZZARD πŸ“ž BabyRage I WANT TO REPORT A BUG πŸ“ž BabyRage MY OPPONENTS ARE ALL NETDECKERS
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February 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

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