[Copypasta] Dan from the next room over

twitchquotes: Hello this is Dan from the next room over. Can you shut the fuck up for 2 minutes it's almost 2am and I can still hear you. I have had a hard day doing REAL work for 13 hours and all I want is a bit of peace and quiet. LOL just kidding it's Tanner from highschool again, enjoy playing your kids games while I'm hanging out with Becca. We're watching re-runs of that time you lost that little card game tournament. Peace out, squirt
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December 2018

Hearthstone

Tanner from High School

I used to be a real ad
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Saronite Chain Gang is my least favorite card

twitchquotes: Saronite Chain Gang is quickly becoming one of my least favorite cards. It's just so hopeless and suffering. It comes on the board like "How long can this go on?" and I'm like "yeah SCG this torture is eternal" and when he attacks he's like "FREE ME" and I'm like "yeah if only I could." He doesn't say some positive bullshit like "spells are fun" he's just like "nah end this." And it looks so frustrated.
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August 2017

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This guy's wallet is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: β˜‘ β€œThis guy's wallet is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy bank account can't win against a payment like that” β˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely those two credit cards to win" β˜‘ β€œHe bought the only card that could beat me” β˜‘ "He had the perfect purchase" β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could buy" β˜‘ β€œI paid that perfectly"
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February 2017

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

12-1 Cheerleaders

twitchquotes: ❁(β—• β€Ώ β—•)❁ This is the 12-1 Cheerleaders, Go Kripp Go! ❁(β—• β€Ώ β—•)❁
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February 2015
Kripp

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Alright, rogue I guess

twitchquotes: ResidentSleeper "Alright, rogue, I guess" ResidentSleeper "Haven't picked mage in a while, let's go mage ResidentSleeper "Paladin isn't that good, but alright" ResidentSleeper
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May 2016
Kripp

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DUST TEST IF YOU TOUCH THE BUTTON

twitchquotes: DUST TEST πŸ”΄ IF YOU TOUCH THE BUTTON , GO TO PRESS THE BUTTON ⎝ monkaS
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June 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

Chat Test

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