[Copypasta] Dan from the next room over

twitchquotes: Hello this is Dan from the next room over. Can you shut the fuck up for 2 minutes it's almost 2am and I can still hear you. I have had a hard day doing REAL work for 13 hours and all I want is a bit of peace and quiet. LOL just kidding it's Tanner from highschool again, enjoy playing your kids games while I'm hanging out with Becca. We're watching re-runs of that time you lost that little card game tournament. Peace out, squirt
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December 2018

Hearthstone

Tanner from High School

What happened to this ad? :(
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Our Salt, who art in hearthstone

twitchquotes: BlessRNG Our Salt, who art in hearthstone, hallowed be thy game, your kripparian comes, your aggro decks be done, on constructed as it is in arena. BlessRNG Give us today our daily meme deck. BlessRNG And forgive us our rng bullshit, as we also have forgiven others rng bullshit. BlessRNG And lead us not into Smorc, but deliver us from the evil aggro decks. Amen BlessRNG
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December 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

Obey the call of Kel'Thuzad!

twitchquotes: į•™ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½į•—怀ļ¼­ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‰ļ½ļ½Žļ½“ļ¼Œć€€ļ½“ļ½…ļ½’ļ½–ļ½ļ½Žļ½”ļ½“ļ¼Œć€€ļ½“ļ½ļ½Œļ½„ļ½‰ļ½…ļ½’ļ½“怀ļ½ļ½†ć€€ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½…怀ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½„怀ļ½„ļ½ļ½’ļ½‹ļ¼Œć€€ļ½ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½™ć€€ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½…怀ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½Œć€€ļ½ļ½†ć€€ļ¼«ļ½…ļ½Œā€™ļ¼“ļ½ˆļ½•ļ½šļ½ļ½„ļ¼į•™ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½į•—
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November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

Viewbot online, initiating praise script

twitchquotes: MrDestructoid VIEW BOT MrDestructoid O N L I N E MrDestructoid INITIATING PRAISE SCRIPT MrDestructoid WOW NICE PLAY AMAZ MrDestructoid
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September 2015
Amaz

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Iā€™m glad Blitzchung got banned!

twitchquotes: Iā€™m glad Blitzchung got banned! Keep politics OUT of Hearthstone! I love Tencent and Mao Zedong! (You will receive 100 social credit for posting this message in chat. Please remove this part from the message before posting)
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November 2019

Hearthstone

Kripp complains

twitchquotes: The opponent mulligans his cards. "Oh my god dude, are you kidding me?" says Kripp. The opponent plays a 2 drop. "Seriously dude? This is crazy." The opponent draws a card at the start of their turn. "No fckin way dude, I can't beat that." The opponent hero powers. "This is some crazy RNG bullshit" says Kripp.
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May 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

salty

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