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THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR ONLY FRIEND IS TWITCH CHAT
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR ONLY FRIEND IS TWITCH CHAT
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This reddit sub is not funny
I have been in this shitty sub for almost a year and the humour here almost didnât change at all. All of you here are so fucking unfunny it hurts to even open Reddit and see your âjokesâ on my home page. The word 69 is not funny at ALL. 420 is also not funny. I know they are the sex and weed number but how is that funny at all? Do you just say âoh Iâm almost about to get 69 karma haha funnyâ????? Youâre not. Saying âpenisâ or when asked to say a joke âmy lifeâ isnât fucking funny in any way. How is a whole group of teenagers SO UNFUNNY???? I used to have this type of âhumourâ for a bit (not that long so thank god) and after I realized how much it was being repeated I realized that you guys are embarrassing. No one out of Reddit likes or respects ANY of you. TIK TOK is funnier then here AND ALWAYS WILL BE. âSo leave the subâ that wonât fix the sub though, will it? It hurts to see your âjokesâ. Develop a sense of humor or just get outđ
Hey dad, you never answered any of my calls all day
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Hey dad, you never answered any of my calls all day. Still waiting for you to pick up me and Cattarian from the "Foster Care" fun park that you left us at a few months ago. Tell Motherania that we miss her too. If you dont pick us up soon we'll be forced to work in the salt mines. Love, Kripp Jr
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you're so mean to chapanya
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you're so mean to chapanya, and it seems sometimes that it actually gets to him, like just then in COD he started being more quiet and not really responding to the team, why you suck an asshole qt.
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So you start reading a copy pasta...
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So you start reading a copy pasta... wondering when it will get good. It's a large wall of text, there must be something of substance somewhere in here, right? You scroll up to stop the chat elevator so you can finish reading it. But then you realize... It's just a waste of your time. It's just a large wall of text that is completely useless. It's a waste of everyone's time... Regardless, you highlight the text, Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V and hit Enter...
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate?
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate? I thought not. Itâs not a story the f2p btw would tell you. Itâs a P2W legendary. Open the Waygate was a Quest from Journey to UnâGoro, so powerful and so astounding it could use Time Warp to influence the end turn button to create another turn⌠It had such a knowledge of the spaghetti code that it could even keep the worthy opponents it faced from having a turn. The spaghetti code is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be imbalanced. It became so powerful⌠the only thing it was afraid of was losing its power, which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, it drew every card from its deck, then its worthy opponent set it to one health. Ironic. It could stop others from drawling, but not itself.
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