[Copypasta] Do you have what it takes to be a Memester?

slow claps steps out of the shadows Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...
June 2017
(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Billy the Puppet (from Saw)

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September 2021

CTRL+C CTRL+V ENTER

twitchquotes: You idly watching the stream, mindlessly wasting yet another evening. You notice 4+ length message in the chat. Grabbing the mouse, hovering over, scrolling up. Reading the message and realizing the pasta has no meaning at all. CTRL+C CTRL+V ENTER. You are retarded.
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Classic

Shrek with joint

โข€โกดโ ‘โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ ธโก‡โ €โ ฟโก€โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โกดโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โข„โฃ โ พโ โฃ€โฃ„โกˆโ ™โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โ โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โ ›โ ‚โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโกฟโขฟโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข€โกพโฃโฃ€โ €โ ดโ ‚โ ™โฃ—โก€โ €โขปโฃฟโฃฟโ ญโขคโฃดโฃฆโฃคโฃนโ €โ €โ €โข€โขดโฃถโฃ† โ €โ €โข€โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฎโฃฝโฃพโฃฟโฃฅโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโข‚โ ”โขšโกฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃดโฃพโ โ ธโฃผโกฟ โ €โข€โกžโ โ ™โ ปโ ฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ €โ ›โขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŒโขคโฃผโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโกŸโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โฃพโฃทโฃถโ ‡โ €โ €โฃคโฃ„โฃ€โก€โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ ‰โ ˆโ ‰โ €โ €โขฆโกˆโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃคโฃฝโกนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ € ()_ฬ…_ฬ…_ฬ…_ฬ…_ฬ…_ฬ…_ฬ…_)โ ‰โ ฒโฃฝโกปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃœโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃฎโฃญโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ›โ ปโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ›โ ‰
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August 2020

Shrek

Got my cans of spam for quarantine

twitchquotes: โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‹โฃญโฃญโขนโกโ ‰โฃญโกโ ปโกฟโก‰โ นโฃฟโฃฏโ ‰โ ‰โฃฟโกŸโ ‰โขฉโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ ˆโ ‰โ ›โ ‡โ €โ ›โฃโฃดโ ณโ ฟโ €โขนโฃฟโข โก€โ ˜โขฌโ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃโ ปโ ฟโ ‡โฃ€โ †โ €โขฟโฃฟโก‡โขพโฃฟโก†โ €โ ปโ ธโฃทโฃคโกฟโ €โ ธโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‹โฃญโฃญโขนโกโ ‰โฃญโกโ ปโกฟโก‰โ นโฃฟโฃฏโ ‰โ ‰โฃฟโกŸโ ‰โขฉโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ ˆโ ‰โ ›โ ‡โ €โ ›โฃโฃดโ ณโ ฟโ €โขนโฃฟโข โก€โ ˜โขฌโ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃโ ปโ ฟโ ‡โฃ€โ †โ €โขฟโฃฟโก‡โขพโฃฟโก†โ €โ ปโ ธโฃทโฃคโกฟโ €โ ธโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‹โฃญโฃญโขนโกโ ‰โฃญโกโ ปโกฟโก‰โ นโฃฟโฃฏโ ‰โ ‰โฃฟโกŸโ ‰โขฉโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ ˆโ ‰โ ›โ ‡โ €โ ›โฃโฃดโ ณโ ฟโ €โขนโฃฟโข โก€โ ˜โขฌโ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃโ ปโ ฟโ ‡โฃ€โ †โ €โขฟโฃฟโก‡โขพโฃฟโก†โ €โ ปโ ธโฃทโฃคโกฟโ €โ ธโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‹โฃญโฃญโขนโกโ ‰โฃญโกโ ปโกฟโก‰โ นโฃฟโฃฏโ ‰โ ‰โฃฟโกŸโ ‰โขฉโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ ˆโ ‰โ ›โ ‡โ €โ ›โฃโฃดโ ณโ ฟโ €โขนโฃฟโข โก€โ ˜โขฌโ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃโ ปโ ฟโ ‡โฃ€โ †โ €โขฟโฃฟโก‡โขพโฃฟโก†โ €โ ปโ ธโฃทโฃคโกฟโ €โ ธโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‹โฃญโฃญโขนโกโ ‰โฃญโกโ ปโกฟโก‰โ นโฃฟโฃฏโ ‰โ ‰โฃฟโกŸโ ‰โขฉโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ ˆโ ‰โ ›โ ‡โ €โ ›โฃโฃดโ ณโ ฟโ €โขนโฃฟโข โก€โ ˜โขฌโ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃโ ปโ ฟโ ‡โฃ€โ †โ €โขฟโฃฟโก‡โขพโฃฟโก†โ €โ ปโ ธโฃทโฃคโกฟโ €โ ธโฃฟโฃฟ Got my cans of spam for quarantine
twitch chat
March 2020

Coronavirus

COVID

Just hit gold and I feel really dangerous IRL

twitchquotes: Last night I hit Gold rank in League of Legends, Summoner's Rift for the first time. Today, when I went on my walk to my standard retail job, idk I felt like I had this new edge to me that wasn't there before. I went from a triangle to a square pretty much. Have any other LoL overachievers ever felt this way before? It's like my rank is strapped to my waist and now whenever people are at risk of passing me on the sidewalk, they skirt over to the other side in a tizzy. At work, someone tried to shoplift some Almond Joy. When I caught him, I yelled "hey!" And he looked at me and scoffed, like, "whatever dude, don't be a hero." I put a hand on my hip and said "I'm not a hero, I'm a jungler." He dropped the candy bar and ran to his getaway vehicle. I recorded the plate and called the police.
twitch chat
January 2020

League of Legends

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