[Copypasta] I get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs

Leave the competition to the the competitors

twitchquotes: WHY in the FUCK do you PLEBS roll in here and think you can backseat game the GREAT [insert streamer name]. He is a god who floats in your sea of wrong on his ship of right. His plays are FLAWLESS and every loss he takes is pure, unadultared, rng, bullshit. Get your tiny minds out of here and go watch something more casual!! Leave the competition to the the competitors. [insert streamer name] god has essential work to do.

twitch chat

April 2020

ESAM's tag actually has a secret meaning

twitchquotes: fun fact: ESAM's tag actually has a secret meaning. the SAM is for his name, Samuel. the E stands for "electronic" since he plays electronic games

twitch chat

April 2019

pgESAM

Super Smash Bros

Popsicle burglaries

twitchquotes: Local police are baffled by a string of strange popsicle burglaries that have taken place over the past few days. The thief appears to be ignoring cash, jewelry, and other valuables, only taking sugary treats from the residents' freezers. Police have yet to apprehend the burglar, but have several reports of a suspicious lanky figure with poor hygiene seen near the crime scenes muttering about "value." Any further information on the popsicle bandit should be reported immediately.

twitch chat

August 2016

Kripp

Toast the rarity of your reveal card was nerfed

twitchquotes: Toast, this is Blizzard employee. The rarity of your reveal card was just nerfed to common. To get a rare card, please mention the new expansion at least 4 more times.

twitch chat

July 2019

DisguisedToast

Hearthstone

Kappa Nazi

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November 2014

[Copypasta] I get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs

Leave the competition to the the competitors

ESAM's tag actually has a secret meaning

Super Smash Bros

Popsicle burglaries

Toast the rarity of your reveal card was nerfed

Hearthstone

Kappa Nazi

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