[Copypasta] I once knew this man. He was from the ocean

twitchquotes: I once knew this man. He was from the ocean. He did very Ocean-y things. He took me by the hand to take me to the land that you understand. He was the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand, Soaking up the thirst of the land. Soaking up the thirst of the land. His Shin was in the shape of an "O". Don't know what to call him though...any ideas?
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June 2017
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PhantomL0rd

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Hey๐Ÿ‘‹ ladies๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ“ท Would ๐Ÿ˜ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ like ๐Ÿ‘ to 2๏ธโƒฃ get ๐Ÿ˜ฎ rich ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ by running ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ own business ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ from home ๐Ÿก with just โ˜ your phone? ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคณ Well ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ you can't. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘ real ๐Ÿ‘ job ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ stupid ๐Ÿ‘ cunt
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Emoji Pasta

Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck in my ass

I currently have a Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck in my ass. I am male if it matters. I've always been into putting things in my ass I don't know why, I'm not gay or anything I just like how it feels. Well I got drunk last night and decided to play with my ass and I hadn't gone shopping so I was out of carrots and cucumbers so I looked around and I saw my Buzz Lightyear action figure and thought "why not?" I've put action figures up there before because they feel different and it's funny. I grabbed Buzz, lubed him up and put him up against my asshole and started sliding him in. "To infinity and beyond!" I moaned as Buzz entered me. The only problem is that he has those wings that expand and so they popped open nearly splitting me in half and now he's stuck in there and I can't get him out. I know I need to go to the emergency room but honestly I'm scared and ashamed. I've managed to hide it from my wife so far but I think she's getting suspicious and can tell something is wrong. I'm going to try to sneak to the ER later and hopefully get it taken care of without her finding out.
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Gray Screen Simulator for Windows

twitchquotes: Hey Tyler, I was just curious if this was the new Gray Screen Simulator for Windows and Windows devices? I've been seeing a lot of good reviews and was curious about picking it up. Thanks for the advice, buddy!
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Tyler1

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Daily Airport Security Test!

twitchquotes: โœ… ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿšซ Daily Airport Security Test! Can you pass? โŽ cmonBruh
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