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It is physically impossible to simp for pokimane
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Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre pussy, but pokimaneās pussy is a goddess pussy, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to pokimane because I know that itās not simping. Poki if you see this I love you please text me back.
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Pokimane
Simps
I am not a simp.
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And I want to say this to the kings in the audience. Iāve made my mistakes in my chase for coochie. But in all of my years of chad life, I have never simpedā never simped for a girl. Iāve earned every bit of cooch. And in all of my years of chad life, I have never paid for the meal. Because people have got to know whether or not Iām a simp. Well, Iām not a simp. Iāve never simped for any girl Iāve got. I am not a simp.
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Simps
Having a daughter is the ULTIMATE SIMP
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL SIMP. Think about it logically.
Simps
Iāll be in Raniaās chat from now on
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If you need me, Iāll be in Raniaās chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And Iāve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said Iām a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a salty balding vegan.
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Kripp
Simps
You arenāt like the other girls. You're built different
I have seen numerous people use this filter and I can confidently say that your rendition of the use of this filter is by far the best Iāve ever seen. Youāre absolutely hilarious, very quirky, whacky, and unique. And you know you are all of those things. I just love how raw, unscripted, and genuine your reactions are whilst using this filter. No other person has ever posted something like this. Itās so refreshing to see someone as different yet original as you. As clichĆ© as it may sound, you arenāt like the other girls. You were built different. And I applause you for that.