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She needs a man that can treat her right
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What the fuck man. I'm literally sitting here on the verge of tears. Slaving away in this dead end job saving up for the end of the month splash. I was this close. Maybe I should have done that overtime, if I could get her that money earlier I might have been able to convince her in the dono message. She needs a man that can treat her right, a man like me. I would open the car door for her EVERY TIME, I would pull out her chair at a restaurant, I would lay my twitch hoodie over puddles to protect her from the filth.
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Simping for Pokimane is a lifestyle
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Simping for Pokimane isn't just a moment, itโs a lifestyle ๐ซ a reason to breathe ๐คฒ an escape from this evil world filled with thieves ๐ Itโs art ๐ผ the first gift you open on Xmas ๐ a hug from a loved one ๐ค everything youโve ever wanted love ๐ everything you need ๐๐ฅบ
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Oh, so you support your girlfriend?
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Oh, so you support your girlfriend? You simp. Okay Homer SIMPson. You absolute simpanzee. OOO OOO OO OO EE EE OO ๐ <- that is you. You are nothing but sludge . You are putrid muck given form, weakness personified. I am not sympathetic. You are simp pathetic.
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Simps
Oh so Iโm a simp?
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Oh so Iโm a simp? Complimenting women on Twitter makes me a simp? Supporting woman with a $99.99 subscription to her onlyfans makes me a simp? Visiting her and getting arrested makes me a simp? Youโre right. It does make me a simp. (S)uper (I)ncredible (M)an (P)
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I want to date Poki
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Hi poki :heart: i just wanted to say i really love you and i want to go on a date with you iโm the one who drops 20$ on your stream everyday you can dm if you want :relaxed: i have the last 130$ on my paypal that iโm gonna drop next stream just so we can meet ilysm i want to date really bad
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