Iโm a huge fan of 1984, especially the writing of the characters and dialogue in it. There was a girl I liked at school, and I tried to think of the smartest and most clever way to ask her out. I decided to be like Winston, telling her how much I used to hate her and how I wanted to rape her and smash her head into a wall. However, instead of being wooed like I expected, she got mad at me and told the Principal and said I was โsexually harassingโ her. Itโs clear she just wasnโt intelligent enough for me and was embarrassed. However, no one wanted to hear my reasoning. Iโve been given detention and my parents have been informed, and despite how Iโm clearly in the right everyone seems to think Iโm some weirdo now. This truly is a dystopian society we live in......
Luigi's donger
twitchquotes:In 2018 Nintendo released official marketing art that featured Luigi in Mario Tennis, fans were able to figure out the length of Luigiโs penis by measuring the tennis racket compared to luigiโs bulge in the image. Since Tennis rackets are 28 inches long in real life, by measuring the pixels we were able to mathematically deduce that Luigiโs penis is 3.7 inches flacid.
In 2018 Nintendo released official marketing art that featured Luigi in Mario Tennis, fans were able to figure out the length of Luigiโs penis by measuring the tennis racket compared to luigiโs bulge in the image. Since Tennis rackets are 28 inches long in real life, by measuring the pixels we were able to mathematically deduce that Luigiโs penis is 3.7 inches flacid.
Thijs please remove your shirt immediately
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Hello @Thijs this is the Belastingdienst - the Tax and Customs Administration of the Netherlands. We have founds some discrepancies in your tax return. In order to correct your mistakes and avoid getting a fine - please remove your shirt immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.