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why do they call it xbox 360? because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away π π π― π₯
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What happened to this ad? :(
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One chat, under Kripp, unbannable, with OJ and BM for all
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γ½ΰΌΌβΩΝβΰΌ½οΎ I pledge allegiance to the chat of the United States of Kripparian, and to the Spammerino for which it stands, one chat, under Kripp, unbannable, with OJ and BM for all γ½ΰΌΌβΩΝβΰΌ½οΎ
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I am a sub with cash
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Hey you poor, underage trash. ποΈ You know what the symbol next to my name means? Means I am a sub. Means I am a VIP. Means I got cash. π΅ What you got? You got shit. π© You poor non-sub trash ought to pay me and my sub-bros some respect. π― We subbed because we have cash. π΅ Real life jobs, real life credit cards.
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Kripp saved my life; Rania saved my sanity
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I discovered Kripp after a terrible car accident. I was n a coma for weeks. One day, the nurse decided to play Twitch in the room, specifically to Kripp's channel. I immediately awoke. I went to mute the channel, but it was then that Rania brought Kripp his food, saving me the effort. Kripp saved my life. Rania saved my sanity.
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President's Day Emoji Pasta
ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! π¨π¨πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈtime to hop onto that founding father dickππππ΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!π©π©π©πππ
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π¦π¦ out here tryna get rammed from behind ππππharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREβοΈβοΈβ°ππgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh βοΈβοΈπ¬wintersπ¬βοΈβοΈ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsπͺπβββbe the monica Lewinsky ππ»to my bill clintonπββοΈ baby and i wont deny i had ππβοΈsexual relationsβοΈππ with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsπΈπΈπ€·πΌββοΈπ€·πΌββοΈπ€·πΌββοΈβπ»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESπΈπΌπΊπΈπΊπΈπΈπΌwho will throw the nastiest neckπππ©π©πππ¬π¦ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYππππ¨β€οΈ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightπ±π±π¦π¦ππ©π©π©π©π©πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ
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I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust
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I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. Iβm currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours iβm expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.
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