[Copypasta] Think again next time you call our chatroom yours

twitchquotes: You banned someone for posting something in "your chatroom"? I'll have you know that we, CHAT, rule this chatroom. We MAKE you, we OWN you, we pay your bills, we pay for your food, we pay for the small trojan box of condoms you bought last night, this isn't your chatroom bud. This is our chatroom . Think again next time you call our chatroom yours, it's ours.
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June 2017
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Mods are Nazis

twitchquotes: the mods have literally been active on the political scene of Germany between 1938-1945
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April 2014

MODS

which position would you be in a human centipede?

When asked "which position would you be in a human centipede?" most would answer "first." I, however would answer third. Why you ask? When asked "which position would you be in a human centipede?" most would answer "first." I, however, would answer third. Why you ask? When the first member of the centipede is fed, they will eventually defecate forcing the second member to ingest their feces. One could imagine that would be considered incredibly disgusting. As such, the second member would immediately vomit. After vomit travels into the first member's anus and up into their colon, they'll then pust another load into the second member's mouth even more disgusting than the last. The third member would never ingest the feces of the second member as they will always vomit what the first member expels back into them. The third member of the centipede gets to chill while the first and second trade a volley of shitty barf with each other forever.
May 2022

#GamersRiseUp

twitchquotes: We live in a society... a society of GAMERS. And it's time for us gamers to advance to the Next Levelā¬†ļøā« šŸŽ®! We will use our skills and abilities that we developedšŸ“and trainedšŸ’Ŗ throughout the years of Intense. Competitive. GAMING!!! If you don't like it... TOO BAD šŸ˜. You used to dunk our heads into the toiletšŸ¤¢šŸš½. But now we will dunk you into the afterlife šŸ˜§šŸ”«šŸ’€šŸ™ #GamersRiseUp
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