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A single Dongerbill can save a life
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Hello, I'm Sarah McLanchdong. Every day millions of poor, helpless dongers go unraised everyday. Dongers that are abused and negated, like this poor fellow เผผ โฬฟ ฬฟ ูอเบ เผฝ. For just one Dongerbill [ฬฒ$ฬฒ(ฬฒ อกยฐ อส อกยฐฬฒ)ฬฒ$ฬฒ] a day we can help save these forgotten dongers (โ_โข) เผผ อยฐสเฒ เผฝ ( อกยฐูอ ยบ) from a life time of being lowered. Your there only hope, because just a minute of your time and a single Dongerbill [ฬฒ$ฬฒ(ฬฒ อกยฐ อส อกยฐฬฒ)ฬฒ$ฬฒ] can save a life.
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Trumpet Skeleton of the Abyss
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๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐ IF YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by trumpet skeleton of the abyss. good bones and calcium will come to you but only if you reply "thank mr skeltal" to this message and pasta it to 3 times!! ๐๐๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Don't ever smoke
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My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your stream gave me cancer anyway.
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This folder is empty
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๐ My PC------------------------------------------------------------ โ๐ Forsen Sub-------------------------------------------------------โโ ๏ธ this folder is empty 
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I have to print out chat in order to read it
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Hey guys, my monitor isn't working. I have to print out chat in order to read it. The paper and ink are really expensive, so please don't spam! Thank you.
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