[Copypasta] Gay chicken

twitchquotes: In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay
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September 2019

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KappaPride

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Doublelift dodges Imaqtpie in queue

twitchquotes: Doublelift fired up his stream for another day of soloQ, but foolishly forgot to check if Imaqtpie was in a game. He opened up QTโ€™s stream to find him sitting in queueโ€ฆ He frantically began tabbing between his client and QTโ€™s stream, then one after the otherโ€ฆ both queues popped. โ€œI need the toiletโ€ he said to his chat. He ran to the wall and unplugged his internet. He was safe for another day.
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March 2017
imaqtpie

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I put my cursor over Kripp's and pretend we're holding hands

twitchquotes: (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) sometimes... when i have a bad day.... I put my cursor over Kripp's and pretend that we're holding hands (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)
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August 2015
Kripp

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Uninstalling valorant

UNINSTALLING VALORANT โ–‡โ–‡โ–‡โ–‡โ–‡โ–‡โ–‡โ–‡โ–‡โ–‡โ–‡โ–‡โ–‡โ–‡โ–ข ใ€€ใ€€โ•ญโ”โ•ฎโ•ญโ”โ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฎใ€€โ•ฑ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€โ•ฐโ”โ”ซโ•ฐโ”โ”ซโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€โ•ฐโ”โ•ฏโ•ฐโ”โ•ฏใ€€โ•ฑใ€€โ•ฐโ•ฏ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ COMPLETE
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June 2021

Valorant

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Somewhere in a parallel universe, Reynad isn't salty

twitchquotes: โ˜…ใ€€ใ€€โ˜… ยฐ โ˜พ โ˜† ยธ. ยธ ใ€€โ˜…ใ€€ :.ใ€€ . โ€ข โ—‹ ยฐ โ˜…ใ€€ .ใ€€ *ใ€€.ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ยธ .ใ€€ใ€€ ยฐ ใ€€ยธ. * โ— ยธ .ใ€€...somewhereใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ยฐ โ˜พ ยฐ ใ€€ยธ. โ— ยธ .ใ€€ใ€€โ˜…ใ€€ยฐ :.ใ€€ . โ€ข ยฐ ใ€€ .ใ€€ *ใ€€:.ใ€€.in a parallel universe* โ— ยธ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ยฐ โ˜พ ยฐโ˜† ใ€€. * ยธ.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ˜…ใ€€โ˜… ยฐ . .ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€โ˜พ ยฐโ˜† ใ€€. * โ— ยธ ..Reynad...ยฐ โ˜พใ€€โ˜… ยฐโ— ยธ .ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ˜…ใ€€ยฐ :.ใ€€ . โ€ข โ—‹ ยฐ โ˜…ใ€€ .ใ€€ * Isn't salty โ˜พใ€€โ˜… ยฐโ— ยธ .ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ˜…ใ€€ยฐ
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July 2014
Reynad

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Hearthstone

salty

YUGIOH KEEPS INTERRUPTING MY AD MARATHON

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“ž ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage HELLO TWITCH? ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage THIS YUGIOH THINGY ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage KEEPS INTERRUPTING ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage MY AD MARATHON ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage
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October 2017
TwitchPresents

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YuGiOh Ad Marathon

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