[Copypasta] 98% of memes aren't even remotely funny

OOOOAAAAHH

twitchquotes: ᕙ( ^ₒ^ c) 〇〇〇〇ᗩᗩᗩᗩᕼᕼ ᕙ( ^ₒ^ c)

twitch chat

March 2014

i swear, if I hear one more time that you cant counter Viper postplant.

i swear, if I hear one more time that you cant counter Viper postplant. 1) push her (duh) 2) smoke her lineup position so she cant setup the lineup 3) molly her lineup position, as above 4) bodyblock the Snakebite (this one is hilarious) 5) Sage wall to bounce, as above

June 2021

Valorant

KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR

twitchquotes: SwiftRage

KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR! SwiftRage

MR. KRABS IS IN THERE! SwiftRage

STANDING AT THE CONCESSION! SwiftRage

PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION! SwiftRage

twitch chat

November 2016

Classic

"Just one more" Kripp muttered

twitchquotes: "Just one more" Kripp muttered, as the sun slowly rose over the Canadian horizon. His forehead dripping with Vegan sweat, his eyes droopy with fatigue, Rania at the door with suitcases of her stuff and signed divorce papers, and Dex a mere pile of starved bones, Kripp once again clicked the Queue button with Ashka at the ready. "This time I'll get MVP for sure."

twitch chat

March 2018

Kripp

Battlerite

Pickpocket hot tip

twitchquotes: Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.

twitch chat

January 2019

[Copypasta] 98% of memes aren't even remotely funny

OOOOAAAAHH

i swear, if I hear one more time that you cant counter Viper postplant.

Valorant

KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR

Classic

"Just one more" Kripp muttered

Battlerite

Pickpocket hot tip

Classic

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