twitchquotes:I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what youโre thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and heโs supposed to be a hero? And I canโt even tell you how many damn times Iโve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, Iโm going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote โyouโre a piece of shit, and i fucked your momโ. Iโm now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people youโve wronged will rise against you.
I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what youโre thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and heโs supposed to be a hero? And I canโt even tell you how many damn times Iโve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, Iโm going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote โyouโre a piece of shit, and i fucked your momโ. Iโm now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people youโve wronged will rise against you.
I, an atheist, accidentally said โoh my g*dโ instead of โoh my scienceโ
I, an atheist, accidentally said โoh my g*dโ instead of โoh my scienceโ
You read the title, I just cannot believe I said the โgโ word on accident. Am I even an atheist anymore? I donโt like religion or anything but like maybe it infiltrated me and is manipulating me to say โoh my g*dโ instead of โoh my scienceโ. Please guys it wasnโt me, I didnโt mean it. Iโm very disappointed in myself, I think I need to go to science camp or go to therapy. What if Iโm secretly religious? what should I do? Is my foreskin going to fall off?? Please can someone give me advice, any advice is appreciated.
Best regards,
-an atheist(?)
I, an atheist, accidentally said โoh my g*dโ instead of โoh my scienceโ
You read the title, I just cannot believe I said the โgโ word on accident. Am I even an atheist anymore? I donโt like religion or anything but like maybe it infiltrated me and is manipulating me to say โoh my g*dโ instead of โoh my scienceโ. Please guys it wasnโt me, I didnโt mean it. Iโm very disappointed in myself, I think I need to go to science camp or go to therapy. What if Iโm secretly religious? what should I do? Is my foreskin going to fall off?? Please can someone give me advice, any advice is appreciated.
Best regards,
-an atheist(?)
What you guys have no Szechuan sauce?
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