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twitchquotes: ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฃ๐˜บ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜๐˜š๐˜—
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July 2017
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My average IQ after taking IQ tests...

twitchquotes: My average IQ after taking IQ tests from accredited psychologist is 134.5 โ†Only 2% of the human population score that high. I'm very close to genius level IQ. You calling me stupid is like some one calling Albert Einstein stupid. Which makes one of us look stupid. Hint: Not me.
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August 2019

Deserverinos my Bestest Doritorinos

twitchquotes: สœแด‡สŸสŸแด แด›สœษชs ษชs ส€แดสŸสŸแด€ษดแด… sแดษชแด›สœ แด„ส€แด‡แด€แด›แดส€ แดา“ แด…แดส€ษชแด›แดs sแด˜แด‡แด€แด‹ษชษดษข า“ส€แดแด ษขส€แด€แด แด‡. ษช แด„แดแดแด‡ แด›แด sแด€ส แด›สœษชs แดแด€ษด แด…แด‡sแด‡ส€แด แด‡ส€ษชษดแดs แดส ส™แด‡sแด›แด‡sแด› แด…แดส€ษชแด›แดส€ษชษดแดs, ษช แด›สœษชษดแด‹ แด›สœแด€แด›s สœแดแดก แด›แดกษชแด›แด„สœ แด„สœแด€แด› แดœษดแด…แด‡ส€sแด›แด€ษดแด…แด‡ส€ษชษดแดs แดส แดแด‡ssแด€ษขแด‡ส€ษชษดแด. แดสœ แด€ษดแด… แดส™สŸษชษขแด€แด›แดส€ส แด˜สŸs ษดแด แด„แดแด˜ส แด˜แด€sแด›แด€ส€ษชษดแด.
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July 2014
imaqtpie

Tragedy of Angela โ€œMercyโ€ Ziegler the Healer

twitchquotes: I thought not. It's not a story the Blizzard Devs would tell you. It's an Overwatch legend. Angela Ziegler was the main healer of Overwatch, so powerful and so skilled she could use her rapid healing to influence the human body to create life... She had such a knowledge of healing that she could even keep the ones she cared about from dying. The Zรผrich PHD is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She became so powerful... the only thing she was afraid of was losing her power, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught Jeff Kaplan everything she knew, then her developers nerfed her in her sleep. Ironic, she could save others from death, but not herself.
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February 2018

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

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A hole in my son's body pillow

My son is 13, recently I've bought him a body pillow of a cartoon he liked and I've noticed he made a hole in it, does this mean he doesn't like the pillow? Should I buy him a new one?
May 2021

gachiGASM

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–„โ–“โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–‘ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–‘ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘
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April 2016

KappaPride

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