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July 2017
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I finally did it. I out pizza'd the Hut

I finally did it. I out pizza'd the Hut. It was the greatest mistake of my life. After years of perfecting my recipe, I made my way down to the local hut, fresh-baked pizza pie in hand. "Try this," I told the kid working the counter. He did, and he had to agree that it was better than anything Pizza Hut had to offer. Soon, the entire store, customers included, was feasting on my delicious pie. The manager walked over, grabbed a slice, and took a bite. I look at him, anticipation rising. This was the boss, the local fief lord of the Hut. His approval meant more to me than all the rest combined. He took a bite and nodded. "I'll be damned," he said, "you really did it. You out- pizza'd the Hut. Shame." Shame? What did he mean by tha-- the manager pulled a gun out from behind his apron and shot the nearest customer in the head. "We have a Code Jalapeรฑo," he said into his wrist as he executed the remaining customers. "I repeat, we have a Code Jalapeรฑo." The ground was slick with blood. The kid working the counter choked out his dying breath as the manager turned to me. "You just had to do it motherfucker. You just had to out pizza the Hut." He shoved the gun in my face. I was too scared to fight, too scared to run. The manager pulled the trigger. A click. The gun was empty. I threw a chair at the manager and scrambled out of the Pizza Hut, not even bothering to see if my missile hit its mark. I was closely pursued by the manager, who had gotten his hands on a deadly sharp pizza cutter. I suspected in his hands it would cut more than pizza. Somehow, I was able to get into my car and speed off, the manager cursing my existence as I left him behind. I took a deep breath. The manager was clearly psychotic. Yes, that was it, just a crazy man with a gun. It had to be. My phone rang. Sister. I picked it. "They're dead, she sobbed. They're all dead. Mom, Dad, Chris, Bill. Dead. They killed them all." I could barely understand her, so great were her sobs. "What do you mean? Where are you?" I asked urgently. "How is this possi--" A single gunshot sounded through my phone's speakers. Silence. Then, I heard a man's voice. "No one out pizzas the Hut." He hung up. I drove down the empty country road, mind blank. I had nothing. They killed my family. I was alone. At that moment I knew what I had to do. They took everything from me. Well then, I would take everything from them. Pizza Hut was so terrified of being out pizza'd, they forgot there's one thing worse than a man with a recipe: A man with nothing to lose. I'll give them a limited time offer they won't be able to refuse: two bullets for the price of one. With a free side order of pain.
July 2021

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August 2017

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PASTE THIS CREEP FOR THE REVERSE SWEEP

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September 2018

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Happy ๐Ÿฆƒ Thanksgiving ๐Ÿฆƒ! Guess what ๐Ÿ˜ฏโ“itโ€™s that time โฐ of year ๐Ÿ—“ to gobble ๐Ÿฆƒ gobble ๐Ÿฆƒ gobble ๐Ÿฆƒ up โฌ†๏ธ those dicks ๐Ÿ† chicks ๐Ÿฅ and bicks ๐Ÿคจ (big dicks) ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ I bet ๐Ÿ˜ youโ€™re all ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค HORNY-copia ๐ŸŒฝ ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ•๐ŸŒถ๐Ÿ†โ™‹๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ for SKANKS-giving ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ youโ€™ll be saying ๐Ÿ’ฌ thanks ๐Ÿ™ for giving me all ๐Ÿ˜ซ this ๐Ÿ˜ซ COCK ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your thiccest sluts with those hot ๐Ÿฅต hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ tasty ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜‹ peach pies ๐Ÿฅง ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ if you know ๐Ÿค” what I mean โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‹ if you get 1๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก then you and that slut ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ have to appropriate Native American culture together ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿชถ๐Ÿ• if you get 3๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿค‘ youโ€™re going to get your turkey ๐Ÿฆƒ eaten ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ tomorrow night ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ if you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ you will be eating your cousinโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป peach ๐Ÿ‘ pie ๐Ÿฅง just like youโ€™ve always ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏwanted ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅต if you get 7๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ›ถ youโ€™ll become ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ a pilgrim ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ‘ž and be the villain ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™€๏ธ of American ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ history ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ“•๐Ÿ“š ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜” if you get all 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฏ youโ€™ll be feasting ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ this thanksgiving ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ in more ways than one ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿšผ๐Ÿ’˜ okay you sexy ๐Ÿ˜‡ sexy ๐Ÿ˜ˆ gobbling turkey poos ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ itโ€™s time โฐ for me to go โžก๏ธ atone ๐Ÿคฃfor the sins โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜”of my ancestors๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฑ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช
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