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twitchquotes: ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฃ๐˜บ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜๐˜š๐˜—
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July 2017
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SO MALD

โขฐโกŸโ ›โ ‚โข โกพโ ›โ ปโฃถโ €โ €โ €โฃพโฃฟโก„โ €โฃฐโขฟโก‡โ €โขฐโฃฟโฃ‡โ €โขฐโฃฟโ €โ €โขธโกŸโ ›โขถโก„ โ ˜โ ปโฃถโก„โขธโก‡โ €โ €โฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โฃฟโกโฃทโข โกŸโขธโก‡โ €โฃพโฃโฃฟโก„โขธโฃฟโ €โ €โขธโก‡โ €โขธโก‡ โข โฃคโฃผโ โ ˜โขทโฃคโฃดโ ฟโ €โ €โ €โขฟโก‡โขธโฃฟโ โขธโก‡โฃธโ โ ‰โ นโฃทโ ธโฃฟโฃค โขธโฃงโฃคโกพ
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July 2019

Heaven is the highest you can get

It's 4๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ today ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑbut I'm not smoking weed ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšฌ I'm smoking ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜œ the Bible ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“• because heaven โฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚ is the highest you can get ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜ค
April 2021

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VapeNation

Commonwealth of Veganism

twitchquotes: We have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of Veganism (which wonโ€™t allow legal meat eaters) the State of Twitch, and the State of Kripparian, each one of which has a BIG Vegan lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the State of Lettuce if, in fact, there was a large number of secretly dumped carrots as has been widely reported!
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November 2020
Kripp

Scary face

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘(โ—)โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’(โ—)โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘
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November 2014

A hole in my son's body pillow

My son is 13, recently I've bought him a body pillow of a cartoon he liked and I've noticed he made a hole in it, does this mean he doesn't like the pillow? Should I buy him a new one?
May 2021
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