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A PROTESTOR STOOD UP AGAINST POLICE BRUTALITY IN LEGO CITY
A PROTESTOR STOOD UP AGAINST POLICE BRUTALITY IN LEGO CITY
START THE UNMARKED POLICE VAN
HEY!
BUILD THE UNMARKED VAN AND OFF TO THE KIDNAPPING
PREPARE THE INFANTRY, OPEN THE BACK DOOR AND MAKE THE UNLAWFUL ARREST
THE NEW MILITARIZED POLICE COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY
A PROTESTOR STOOD UP AGAINST POLICE BRUTALITY IN LEGO CITY
START THE UNMARKED POLICE VAN
HEY!
BUILD THE UNMARKED VAN AND OFF TO THE KIDNAPPING
PREPARE THE INFANTRY, OPEN THE BACK DOOR AND MAKE THE UNLAWFUL ARREST
THE NEW MILITARIZED POLICE COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY
Bungie messages Dr Lupo about Destiny
twitchquotes:Hi DrLupo, it's Cliff, from Bungie. Yea I work two jobs, it's to afford my sick v6 BMW. Heard you were having some issues connecting to our game. Our records show you aren't on our Streamer Prime servers, with the notes 'Fortnite made you' and 'Tarkov Daddy' Flagged on your account. I regret to inform you only real Destiny streamers can play today. Feel free to submit an appeal, loser.
Hi DrLupo, it's Cliff, from Bungie. Yea I work two jobs, it's to afford my sick v6 BMW. Heard you were having some issues connecting to our game. Our records show you aren't on our Streamer Prime servers, with the notes 'Fortnite made you' and 'Tarkov Daddy' Flagged on your account. I regret to inform you only real Destiny streamers can play today. Feel free to submit an appeal, loser.
Absence of the "legendary" card back
twitchquotes:( เฒฐ ฤนฬฏ เฒฐเณ ) Hello Kripparian. Reginald and Dan Dinh, Owners of Team SoloMidโข here. We gained access to your Hearthstone account and couldn't help but notice the absence of the "legendary" card back. This poorly reflects on Team SoloMid, and, as such, we have decided to remove you from the team. Please return your jacket. Thank you ( เฒฐ ฤนฬฏ เฒฐเณ )
( เฒฐ ฤนฬฏ เฒฐเณ ) Hello Kripparian. Reginald and Dan Dinh, Owners of Team SoloMidโข here. We gained access to your Hearthstone account and couldn't help but notice the absence of the "legendary" card back. This poorly reflects on Team SoloMid, and, as such, we have decided to remove you from the team. Please return your jacket. Thank you ( เฒฐ ฤนฬฏ เฒฐเณ )
twitchquotes:It was dinner time at the Apex GAYmer house. Moonmoon dishes up a steamy plate of pasta when he realizes he forgot the meat. Lassiz looks up from his plate, the gleam in his eye. "I got the meat right here for you baby" lubing up with marinara sauce Lassiz begins to pound his sausage into moonmoons tight lightly buttered dinner roll. The scream of delight, Lassiz releases his load, calling an end to yet another successful team dinner.
It was dinner time at the Apex GAYmer house. Moonmoon dishes up a steamy plate of pasta when he realizes he forgot the meat. Lassiz looks up from his plate, the gleam in his eye. "I got the meat right here for you baby" lubing up with marinara sauce Lassiz begins to pound his sausage into moonmoons tight lightly buttered dinner roll. The scream of delight, Lassiz releases his load, calling an end to yet another successful team dinner.