twitchquotes:
๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด๐ข๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ด ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ค๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐บ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐๐๐
twitch chat
What happened to this ad? :(
More Copypastas
I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store
twitchquotes:
I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnโt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, โOh, like youโre doing now?โ
I was taken aback, and all I could say was โHuh?โ but he kept cutting me off and going โhuh? huh? huh?โ and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like โSir, you need to pay for those first.โ At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually โto prevent any electrical infetterence,โ and then turned around and winked at me. I donโt even think thatโs a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
twitch chat
A chef explaining why air fryers are a scam on r/unpopularopinion
As a chef, itโs an insult to hear โair fryers are as good as fryingโ. Air fryers are fucking bullshit scams and are just convection ovens with an extra fan added.
Seriously, pan searing or regular baking will always be better. I swear to shit Jared if I hear you compare fried chicken to air fried chicken one more time Iโm gonna smack the gob out of you.
Edit: Iโm in danger, I never realized how deep the air fryer fandom goes. I will die on this hill
Edit2: Iโll never stop upvoting and loving you all butโฆ but Iโm just gonna go cry about something totally different..
Edit3: i think id be a lot less upset if it was called an โextra air ovenโ as its a convection oven with extra fans.
Edit4: if I had a dollar for every comment โyou clearly donโt own an air fryerโ Iโd be able to put it towards a new toaster oven.
Edit5: the chances of getting doxxed over kitchen appliances isnโt high.. but never zero.
Edit6: apparently air fryers are taking my job? Sorry boys and girls, no more foi gras for the rich.
Chat stop spamming XD
twitchquotes:
Hey chat, right now im very sleepy and unable to read chat. I got my dog reading chat out loud for me so i can enjoy chat with you guys. He keeps yelling "XD" to me so i suspect chat is spamming XD. Plz stop as youre confusing my dog and hes getting upset. Thank you much appreciate.
twitch chat
We wish you a Merry Krippmas
twitchquotes:
ส อกโ อโ อกโ ส We wish you a Merry Krippmas, We wish you a Merry Krippmas, We wish you a Merry Krippmas and a Salty New Year. Good top-deckings to you, whereever you are, Good top-deckings for Krippmas, and a Salty New Year. ส อกโ อโ อกโ ส
twitch chat
Kripp
