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twitchquotes: ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฃ๐˜บ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜๐˜š๐˜—
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July 2017
I used to be a real ad
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Spooky skeleton

โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–โ–Œโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–โ–Œโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘
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November 2014

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Cybrix's voice

twitchquotes: ๏ผค๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ผฃ๏ฝ™๏ฝ‚๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ˜๏ผŒ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ” ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ผŽ ๏ผก๏ฝ†๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ–๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ผŒ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ— ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝš๏ฝ… ๏ผฉ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ†๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ‹๏ผŽ๏ผŽ๏ผŽ๏ผŽ ๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ™ OpieOP
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June 2014
Kripp

WE ARE RITO

twitchquotes: เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šเฒ เผฝเญจ WE ARE RITO เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šเฒ เผฝเญจ
twitch chat
July 2014
Riot Games

League of Legends

Math is "mental abuse to humans"

twitchquotes: You know how some people say that math is โ€œmental abuse to humansโ€? Well, lemme tell you one thing: โ€œMathโ€ is an abbreviation for โ€œmathematicsโ€, so youโ€™re only looking at 36% of the whole thing. What does the other 64% stand for? It stands for โ€œexcept mostly at truly intelligently cool studentsโ€! That means, if you think math is mentally abusing you, youโ€™re not truly intelligent or cool! Youโ€™re dumb and lame! So the next time someone gives you the first 36% of this ridiculous acronym, give them the other 64%. Donโ€™t forget to tell them that they suck at etymology.
twitch chat
October 2020

Classic

Ben Shapiro ordering pizza

Hello, is this Pizza Hut? Excellent. My name is Ben Shapiro. Conservative thought leader. Prominent white YouTuber. The Muggsy Bogues of the intellectual dark Web. Andโ€”look, itโ€™s just a factโ€”I would like to order some pizza pie. If you are triggered by that request, I do not care. I truly do not. Now letโ€™s discuss conditions. First, thank you for agreeing to debate me. Typically, in fora such as this, I am met with ad-hominem mudslinging, anything from โ€œYou racist creepโ€ or โ€œIs that your real voice?โ€ to raucous schoolyard laughter and threats of the dreaded โ€œtoilet swirly.โ€ However, your willingness to engage with me over the phone on the subject of pizza shows an intellectual fortitude and openness to dangerous ideas which reflects highly on your character. Huzzah, good sir. Huzzah. Second, any pizza I order will be male. None of this โ€œOur pizza identifies as trans-fluid-pan-polyโ€โ€”no. Pizza is a boy. With a penis. Itโ€™s that simple. Itโ€™s been true for all of human history, from Plato to Socrates to Mr. Mistoffelees, and any attempt to rewrite the pillars of Western thought will be met with a hearty โ€œFuh!โ€ by yours truly. And, trust me, that is not a fate you wish to meet. Now. With regard to my topping preference. I have eaten from your pizzeria in times past, and it must be said: your pepperoni is embarrassingly spicy. Frankly, it boggles the mind. I mean, what kind of drugs are you inhaling over there? Pot?! One bite of that stuff and I had to take a shower. So tread lightly when it comes to spice, my good man. You do not want to see me at my most epic. Like the great white hero of Zack Snyderโ€™s classic film โ€œ300,โ€ I will kick you. Onions, peppersโ€”no, thank you. If I wanted veggies, Iโ€™d go to a salad bar. Iโ€™m not some sort of vegan, Cory Booker weirdo. And your efforts to Michelle Obama-ize the great American pizza pie are, frankly, hilarious. Though not as funny as the impressively named Pโ€™Zoneโ€”when I finally figured out that genuinely creative pun, I laughed until I cried and peed. A true Spartan admits defeat, and I must admit that, in this instance, your Hut humor slayed me, Dennis Miller style. And, with that, you have earned my order. Congratulations. Ahem. Without further ado, I would like your smallest child pizza, no sauce, extra cheese. Hello? Aha. A hang-up. Another triggered lib, bested by logic. Damn it. Iโ€™m fucking starving.
August 2021

Ben Shapiro

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