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This offends me as a...
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This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week.
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You think itโs funny to take screenshots of peopleโs NFTs, huh?
You think itโs funny to take screenshots of peopleโs NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someoneโs property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. Youโre the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I donโt even know why you took that screenshot, because you didnโt pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesnโt lie. Even if you try to save it, itโs my property. Youโre just angry that you couldnโt afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldnโt even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. Youโre just mad you donโt own what I own.
So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, youโll be hearing from my lawyers.
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Kripp's stream is like watching paint dry
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How the ever loving *** is this guy getting 24k people to watch him play HS? It's like having a small country collectively decide to grow an interest in watching paint dry. Boggles the mind. Really.
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A dirty joke from the 1400s...
A dirty joke from the 1400s...
In Florence, a young woman, somewhat of a simpleton, was on the point of delivering a baby. She had long been enduring acute pain, and the midwife, candle in hand, inspected her secret area, in order to ascertain if the child was coming. โLook also on the other side,โ said the poor creature, โmy husband has sometimes taken that road.โ
From โThe Facetiae Or Jocose Tales of Poggioโ, a joke book published in the 1400โs by Poggio Bracciolini
Ebettle
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I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of e-betting website to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ebettle, the best betting website on the internet. Now available for children.
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