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๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด๐ข๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ด ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ค๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐บ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐๐๐
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Spiderman Bill makes his web on the hill
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,/โฒ/\โญเผผ 
เผฝโฎ/\โฑ \ Spiderman Bill makes his web on the hill ,/โฒ/\โญเผผ เผฝโฎ/\โฑ \
เผฝโฎ/\โฑ \ Spiderman Bill makes his web on the hill ,/โฒ/\โญเผผ เผฝโฎ/\โฑ \
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Reynad
I hate Among Us
I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!
Among Us / Amogus
This guy's veganism is CRAZY!
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โ This guy's veganism is CRAZY!โ โ โMy vegetables can't win against fruits like thatโ โ "He needed PRECISELY those two cucumbers to win" โ โHe bought the only tomato that could beat meโ โ "He had the perfect eggplants โ โThere was nothing I could cookโ โ โI ate that perfectlyโ
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Kripp
This Copypasta Is CRAZY!
Last night I shoved live gerbils in my ass for the first time. AMA
Kripp forgot about shredder placement
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Pupparrian scampers excitedly as Kripp carries the new bird cage. "Here you go, Birdarrian," says Kripp as he hangs the cage in the office. Unfortunately, Pupparian's joyful romping caused kripp to stumble, the cage bursting open and Birdarrian falling helplessly into the merciless jaws of the paper shredder sitting below the cage. "Oh no," gasps Kripp, "I forgot about shredder placement!"
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Kripp