[Copypasta] In Korea, heart surgeon

Number one. Steady hand. One day, Kim Jong Un need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Kim Jong Un die! SSD very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret. I kill Kim Jong Un on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
April 2021

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A variation of this copypasta: https://www.twitchquotes.com/copypastas/4462
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You've been gnomed

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October 2018

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Hey Doublelift, I'm trying to learn to play Shaco

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Look subs, I have more money than you

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OVERCLOWNFIDENCE

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